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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

I'm so grateful that we rescued this man parenti

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

What about the beanis dimension?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

I do the austin powers 'spectacles testicles wallet and watch' nerd line before I leave the house. Never fails to not get a laugh

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Super_Lumalo@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

did you

just

gulp the piss??? undyne-disgust

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

No...I haven't been punished. I dwid not basil-rage-cry

[–] Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 days ago

You get away with it because you target the weak, the uneducated. I have seen every episode of Man versus Wild. I am prepared for this.

Consider your piss dimension drank.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Reminds me of https://orteil.dashnet.org/nested where you open up pocket universes and I found the shark universe:

[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 3 days ago

I'm staying in the pattern buffer where it's safe.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

I AM the piss