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Looking at all of you (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 months ago by vegeta1@hexbear.net to c/memes@hexbear.net
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[–] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

wonder-who-thats-for

[–] SootySootySoot@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Okay I knew people used their phone while sitting on the toilet, gross af but I get it's a hidey place at work maybe. Are people really using their phone while USING the toilet?! After touching the lid? In plumes of pee vapour? During and AFTER pooping, while it just festers there?!??!?!

Ugh, the internet suddenly feels gross to be near. visible-disgust kiryu-slam

[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

It's good for your phone's immune system.

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Wat till you hear what they do during sexual relations.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

OK but why is my poop sentient?

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's a collective gestalt made from the microbateria biomass in your guts after you eat beams

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Seems legit thinking-about-it

[–] sniper_culture@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Love that it looks like someone gave this turd thing a haircut