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Are you all having some kind of party that I'm not invited to or something? I mean, it would be nice to be at least invited 
Putin only has me on payroll for so many hours
this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2025
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What if we invented communism but didnt tell KuroXppi?
They really need to introduce an afternoon shift over here in the sex arse and porpaganda factory.
Porpoiganda 
They don't pay me to spell right
What? You mean you didn't know about the bean fest? You don't need an invitation to join the beanis festival. We were looking for you everywhere 
I am sorry! I thought you knew...
I knew it! I would sometimes wake up in the middle of the night and hear the sound of a bean fest travel on the wind through my bedroom window. I'll come, I'll bring some beans!!!
Great finally! We have many more days to go so its not too late 
no don't. Do not follow the sounds of festivities into the night, the fae are trying to lure you
Too late
The invite is in the group chat.
Oh, you didn’t know about the group chat?
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HB is like 14 people, max
No beans allowed
But you are allowed in this is unfair
Hmm I'll put in a good word for you but it will cost ya
I have a good word! 
the word is: beanis!! Please share it with them and let me know what they think
OK but I need a payment of one (1) beanis recipe
Recipe: beanis on bread Ingredients: beanis, bread Steps: place beanis on bread and serve
It's a family recipe
You can feel the heritage within the complex set of instructions. Lol
Oh shit this is going to make me rich!
Welcome to the club 
What timezone?
Idk the normal one
Moscow?
it's always moscow time somewhere
The Pingus Party
Are you all having some kind of party that I'm not invited to or something?
Did you think the communist party was, like, a political organization? It's really just a 10 hour rager every day. You should be able to find it. Unless, of course, you were a liberal?
I get tired at parties and usually head off around 9 after drinking one middy and a pear cider and only saying five words to anyone but playing with the host's pet for a coupla hours. Don't think I'm cut out for this :(