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Are you all having some kind of party that I'm not invited to or something? I mean, it would be nice to be at least invited doggirl-cry

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[–] moss_icon@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Putin only has me on payroll for so many hours

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

Yeah, I don't work 24/7

I have to sleep sometimes, it's hard running all these accounts

[–] HunterBrandon@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

What if we invented communism but didnt tell KuroXppi?

[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They really need to introduce an afternoon shift over here in the sex arse and porpaganda factory.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] NuraShiny@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

They don't pay me to spell right

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

doggirl-shock What? You mean you didn't know about the bean fest? You don't need an invitation to join the beanis festival. We were looking for you everywhere doggirl-gloom I am sorry! I thought you knew...

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I knew it! I would sometimes wake up in the middle of the night and hear the sound of a bean fest travel on the wind through my bedroom window. I'll come, I'll bring some beans!!!

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

Great finally! We have many more days to go so its not too late catgirl-heart

[–] William_Nilliam@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

no don't. Do not follow the sounds of festivities into the night, the fae are trying to lure you

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago
[–] LoveWitch@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The invite is in the group chat.

Oh, you didn’t know about the group chat?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

[Group chat][2983 members]
[Group chat but without KuroXppi][2982 members]

[–] SamotsvetyVIA@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

HB is like 14 people, max

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But you are allowed in this is unfair

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hmm I'll put in a good word for you but it will cost ya

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have a good word! doggirl-hi the word is: beanis!! Please share it with them and let me know what they think

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

OK but I need a payment of one (1) beanis recipe

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Recipe: beanis on bread Ingredients: beanis, bread Steps: place beanis on bread and serve

It's a family recipe

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 days ago

You can feel the heritage within the complex set of instructions. Lol

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

Oh shit this is going to make me rich!

Welcome to the club solidarity

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

quokka-wink it's always moscow time somewhere

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are you all having some kind of party that I'm not invited to or something?

Did you think the communist party was, like, a political organization? It's really just a 10 hour rager every day. You should be able to find it. Unless, of course, you were a liberal?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

I get tired at parties and usually head off around 9 after drinking one middy and a pear cider and only saying five words to anyone but playing with the host's pet for a coupla hours. Don't think I'm cut out for this :(