Steak cut. Home fries. Has browns
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Steak cut. Home fries. Has browns
Don't cut my boys out
3 >2>4>1>7>8>5>6
Rank is less important than the presence or absence of chicken salt.
Gimme some of those tots
Wedges, winners
Onion rings second depending on their quality
Then sweet potato fries
[paja] (a Spanish variety that's amazing)
Shoe stings
curly
Zigzag
tots
Waffles
Sweet potato Onion Rings Curly Tots Shoestrings Wedges Waffle Zigzag.
Tots might be lower on the list, but I found they can work surprizingly well in some lazy microwave meals I make, so they get extra points for ease and dependability.
5,3,8,4,7,2,6,1
!potatoism@lemmy.world
What? No Mojo's??
Best to worst:
3 2 1 4 7 6 8 5
8, 4, 5, 2, 3, 7.
The rest are not worthy.
So, shoestring and wedges have such a huge range of quality, there are so many ambiguities here!
Not zigzags though. Zigzags can get fucked.
Edit: But really. Trash shoestrings are tue most trash. If you can get the oil hot enough, or do the double drop trick, you get one of the best stand alone fries, but they arent good for dipping in much more than ketchup, and you cant, like, put cheese on them or anything. You need more substantial fries for that. Wedges are similarly niche in the other direction, and the quality of their preparation varies widely.
Edit: replace zigzags with fried zucchini or mushrooms or mozzarella sticks. Then that slot is back in contention.
Those were all just thrown in to cause confusion and distract everybody from the correct answer, Onion Rings.
2, 8, [1/6], [3/4/7], 5
3 –> 1 –> 4 –> 2 –> 6 –> 8 –> 7 –> 5
Edible tier:
Garbage Tier:
Everyone else is wrong. Yes, even you.
Wedges are better for dipping into a sauce, Waffle fries are the best option for "loaded" fries IMO.
I'm with you on crinkle tho... never had amazing ones.