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[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 55 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

More scary Islamophobia by choosing to use the spooky Arabic word. A "fatwa" is just a legal ruling interpreted by religious leaders. You may as well call it a verdict. You can have a fatwa towards one couple's divorce. You can issue fatwas on car traffic. On food. Elections. Fire departments. It's just scholars sitting down and saying "How should we interpret our religion regarding this issue?"

But that's not why the media uses the term. They're doing it to deliberately obfuscate what's being said and trying to make westerners associate "fatwa" with murder and assassinations. That way, when their audience encounters the term from other sources (like if they saw a post on the official Iranian Twitter account), they immediately think those dastardly brown people are plotting to kill people.

What's even more bullshit is Persians aren't Arabs. They speak Farsi, not Arabic. That doesn't stop the media from latching scary words to their story to reinforce orientalism.

[–] Kopfrkingl@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

More scary Islamophobia by choosing to use the spooky Arabic word.

Nooo you don't understand brown people are scary...

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

A close translation could be a decree or edict? Or does decree sound more arbitrary?

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's more like a verdict or ruling. For example, Muslims can only declare war if Muslims have been killed or if Muslim property has been destroyed. They also aren't supposed to declare war against other Muslims.

So when the Israelis fired missiles on Iran with American weapons, it becomes a question of how involved is the US? Isreal has met the criteria according to the teachings of Muhammad and the Koran. The fatwa is issued here where scholars consult the Koran and each other over whether or not declaring war on the US would violate the law. The Iranians have concluded the US does meet the criteria because the US is acting through Isreal as its proxy.

This is what's been said by their officials and why the announcement. It's similar to the US Supreme Court ruling whether or not drone strikes are constitutional and within the president's power, then making an announcement for or against.

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

Gotcha! It always has its source on scripture, and it is only applying it to a specific situation.

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

He's just doing what Trump and Bibi have been doing for years. They openly comment about killing him, now he's openly saying they can be killed back

[–] sudo_halt@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 2 weeks ago

Good, let cracKKKers be scared

[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

do they use a different word in farsi? i've never seen someone transliterate it differently, but i don't speak it

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

Not sure since I don't speak Farsi. I have only two terms of Arabic I took back in college where I mostly learned how to write it.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 52 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Remember a year ago when a kid shot at Trump and like 60% of the country said "well he's got a point tho"

[–] Contrario@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, kinda weird reddit takes exception to this given how much of a lib place it is. Like even as a lib who believes in "decorum", shouldn't you be understanding of the fact that someone who just got their country attacked by a US proxy wouldn't take too kindly to the heads of states complicit in the assault?

[–] triplenadir@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

Libs are perfectly understanding that people "don't take too kindly to the heads of state", but the only acceptable tactics in response are drawing shitty art depicting them with small penises, maybe coming up with a probably-racist nickname if it's really serious.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 50 points 2 weeks ago

Our noble regime change

Their assassination of a government official

[–] la_tasalana_intissari_mata@hexbear.net 34 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Even as the most liberal liberal, you gotta agree with him.

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

yeah if god exists they are truly the enemy of god. they’re destroying all of god’s creation for the one thing the bible says you can’t worship instead of god; money

ive been an ‘atheist’ my whole life but if god is real these people are going to hell

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, God gave us ten rules and Trump has broken all of them

He's going to SuperHell

[–] sudo_halt@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago

They're gonna have to figure this shit out in the afterlife I don't think djinns would want anything to do with cracKKKers

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 33 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How is this a bad thing?

Unless they're trying to say that this justifies Trump's actions

Which is dumb because Trump is just going to do what he's planning anyway

You don't have to be nice to people who are trying to kill you and keep threatening to kill you

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 29 points 2 weeks ago

who are trying to kill you

They're acting like Trump and Netanyahu wouldn't have every member of Iran's government assassinated if they could. Typical NATO brains, thinking they can kill other country's military officers and politicians without retaliation.

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

they think anything muslim leaders do is facepalm and cringe. the top comment was something about “put all three of them in a room and let them fight it out”. i would bet money that person has no idea who this even is and couldn’t tell you anything about him, his views, or iran

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

they probably think anything a religious leader does is facepalm and cringe, a pretty safe bet. they should be treating this fatwa like the times the western media glazed frankie for dragging the church into the 18th century.

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

i feel like if the pope so much as toothlessly criticized trump then liberals would get down on their knees and start licking the feet of the church but the grand ayatollah says some real ass shit and people wanna act like its bad

they would also rather he call upon muslims to vote against him trump (even tho he cant run again anyway)

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

should've called him "literally hitler" like they did during the campaign

[–] Midnight_Pearl@hexbear.net 28 points 2 weeks ago
[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 27 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

We should start calling executive orders fatwa

[–] hellinkilla@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't think mobilizing racism in that way will help in the long run.

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

Hmm, you are probably corrext

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Not a bad idea.

[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

they used to resemble fatwa but the supreme court is intent on making them royal decrees so not really fitting anymore

[–] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago

How much you wanna bet that the Trump regime uses this to be even more Islamophobic and hawkish on Iran?

[–] Civility@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago
[–] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Imagine facepalming because someone said that genocidal mass-murderers should be stopped. The adults are in the room.

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

if he said “drumpf is orange and fat” instead this would have been posted to r/MadeMeSmile

[–] aanes_appreciator@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

wasnt even what he said lmao it was just another call to struggle against the comprador states across West Asia. Obviously no one will question the interpretation and claim "muh secret muslim secret agents" or whatever