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[–] Goodtoknow@lemmy.ca 66 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Micro plastics in the soil 😠

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 88 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yes please if you're going to do this be responsible and use a real skeleton.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

It should also be locally sourced

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wtf, it belongs into my blood

[–] darcy@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 years ago

macro plastics 🤤

[–] Chinchillax@lemm.ee 44 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This would scar me for life and I’d never recover

[–] kromem@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not even once you find out it's plastic?

[–] Chinchillax@lemm.ee 34 points 2 years ago (4 children)

By the time I’ve called the police (which would feel utterly horrible), and the police have confirmed it was just plastic, I’d be a rattled mess for a long time. (I’m already mildly mentally ill and this would not help)

[–] Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug@lemmy.world 44 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm in your walls, I'm in your balls

[–] oldGregg@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh shit DONT WORRY LITTLE BUDDY ILL GET YOU OUT

[–] CluelessDude@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 years ago

Are you going to rub him out?

[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] derpgon@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago

Do my butt next!

[–] Amends1782@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago

rattled

Lol, lmao, perhaps

[–] librechad@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

It will help.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd do my very best to see if it was realor plastic before I called the cops, they would probably try to blame you for the murder.

[–] Patch@feddit.uk 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you find something that looks like human remains hidden in a shallow grave, you really shouldn't go poking around at it and disturbing it. If it is real, the forensic people will be pissed if you've been down there giving it a good fondle before they get there.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm less worried about the forensic people at my local PD (They don't have one) and more worried about the very real possibility that no matter what evidence is found, it will get pinned on who found it, because cops in small town Okkahoma are not the same as cops on TV.

EDIT: Also, it's worth mentioning that anyone who has a dog will be able to determine if that's a plastic skeleton or not.

[–] clutchmattic@beehaw.org 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The new owner would report the previous owner to the police

[–] Cqrd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well, they’d probably just call the police, who would come and find its plastic. Maybe it would stop them from harassing a minority for a minute.

[–] Lemongrab@lemmy.one 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

... unless the new home owner is a minority.

[–] Cqrd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago
[–] TeckFire@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I wonder how this would stand up to water under the deck?

[–] wandermind@sopuli.xyz 87 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't think it will have enough room to stand up

[–] JustARegularNerd@aussie.zone 13 points 2 years ago

Dad, what are you doing on the internet again?

[–] labsin@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As it's probably PVC or abs, it can fall apart in a couple of years when exposed to uv. But as it's covered by the deck, it will probably stay intact for a long time.

[–] TeckFire@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Oh yeah, I mostly meant the water washing up the dirt and either completely covering or uncovering it

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Hmm. Re-doing my deck right now . . .

risky but funi

[–] kaffeeringe@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In Germany it's a crime to pretent a crime.

[–] Speiser0@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

Plot twist: Someone took this opportunity to get rid of a real skeleton by selling it anonymously as a plastic one.