OP fighting for their life slowly realizing hexbear does the same title reactions as the rest of the Internet
this post was submitted on 28 Jun 2025
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Breadtube if it didn't suck.
Post videos you genuinely enjoy and want to share, duh. Celebrate the diversity of interests shared by chapochatters by posting a deep dive into Venetian kelp farming, I dunno. Also media criticism, bite-sized versions of left-wing theory, all the stuff you expected. But I am curious about that kelp farming thing now that you mentioned it.
Low effort / spam videos might be removed, especially weeb content.
There is a cytube that you can paste videos into and watch with whoever happens to be around. It's open submission unless there's something important to commandeer it with at the time.
A weekly watch party happens every Saturday (Sunday down under), with video nominations Saturday-Monday, voting Monday-Thursday. See the pin for whatever stage it's currently in.
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who the fuck is scraeming "read the article" at my house? I will never read the article
wow george bush really started a war on terror that maimed and killed millions and then spent the rest of his life doing portraits of all of his own soldiers that he sent to get fucked up doing imperialism
really next level ghoul shit ngl, i feel like it should get some sort of hellfire award for cartoonish villainy
not only that but they're really bad too
I had my doubts but he actually makes a very compelling argument.
I don't care why. I'm already judging this person.
Just watch it
The video isn't even a 110 minute video essay, it's like 30 seconds
Nobody said I don't fire shit off from the hip on occasion.
I thought it was funny
lmao this is great
I recently had the displeasure of watching a couple lectures from some theme park college and this video isn't all that far off from how they talk. My brain refused to store much of the info so I can't even think of specific examples, but all sorts of perverse jargon and hagiographical nonsense about Walt Disney and other ghouls. The prof mentioned the midterm would require people to know the names and dates of each Disney CEO.
my nephew likes videos like this. with the slightly sped up speech n the giant subtitles taking up all th air!
i hate em! i hate all of em! 
Baudrillard is having a good wholesome chuckle.
Strong o'malley energy to the trajectory here
Would have been cool if he included videos of him talking to park goers and asking them to invest in Disneycoin.
spoilers
TIL that Disney has Dubya's paintings on display at Epcot...truly deranged country.
This takes place in the same cinematic universe as Rebranded Mickey Mouse
Wealth is wasted on the wealthy.
If I was that rich I would have fucked off from Amerikkka and bought a townhouse in Edinburgh.
I'm amazed at some of the replies I'm getting.
Like, you can't actually buy a condo at disney world so maybe that's a subtle clue that this video might not be entirely serious and you might be in for a laugh if you just watch it
A large part of posting is to just read the thread title, or skim the first sentence of a post, and then reply with your thoughts. We kind of kid ourselves that posting is social interaction. It's mainly isolated reaction.
It's true and I shouldn't get so mad.
You're correct and it's sad.
I blame the mods for this.
I've created a care package DM that I send every user who gets a post removed. It includes the phone number to an international suicide hotline, a .GIF of Rei Ayanami smiling (original series), a selection from 101 motivational sayings generated by DeepSeek, various compliments on their posting style, and a 60,000 word personal testimony on how I learned to overcome the psycho-terror of being digitally silenced.
Oh yeah? Well we blame you too.
Roger that, Langley
Or can you? I remember seeing articles like this one last year.
https://www.newsweek.com/you-can-buy-house-disney-world-heres-how-2076435
Oh. Uhhhh okay, never mind. Sorry @DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net I guess you can maybe buy a condo in disney world.
Hezbear has a much larger non-american base than most of the English language internet from what I've seen. If you tell me there are condos for sale at Disney I'd believe it, I'm in my 40s and live on the other side of the planet, why the fuck would I know the ins and outs of fucking Disneyworld?
Okay, then here's another clue that it might be an unserious video: the fact that it's on fucking hexbear in the first place. Because NOBODY here would unironically post influencer bullshit.
I mean, yeah
Perfectly captures the feeling of everything these days. Thanks for posting.
Wait this isn't a dunk post?
just watch it
