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I saw a guy carrying a stack of board games in my neighborhood today (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by toomanypancakes@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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He must have been going to a party, he had catan, he had uno, and he had Scrabble way up at the top. His stack wasn't balanced very well though, and Scrabble fell, the box burst open, spilling tiles everywhere.

So I went up to him and asked, "what's the word on the street?"

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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Too bad he didn't have a Ticket to Ride.

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

weird to see that game mentioned. Just played that with the fam last weekend.

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 10 points 11 months ago

Absolute banger of a game.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 12 points 11 months ago

He was taking a Risk.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 11 months ago

Wild story. Really Boggles the mind.

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's Life....

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Some people just don't have a Clue

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Bingo!

[–] UniversalFlamingo@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

All those games. Dude had a Monopoly.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

If he was only better at Jenga...

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 11 months ago

Really feel Sorry for the guy

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Help him pick things up or you'll be Sorry!

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Stacking them again must be quite the Operation.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

It sure is a Twister.