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A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment
I saw this truck today, but didn't have a chance to take a pic. I stole this one from the bad place. How did their PR team not see this?
Their employees piss in bottles so they don't take breaks.
Amazon can go fuck off, as far as I am concerned. Cancelled my account around 2007, when knowing about their shitty practices towards their workers.
ASAP is Apple Sauce Ass Poop
The "P" stands for "Parked in the Middle of Our Street."
No, it stands for the bottles the workers have to hide, and probably throw in your street.
In the bike lane*
isn't that also where USPS parks?
Ohhh ho, in the middle of
As Soon As Prime (decides to show up)
Yeah...
I'd prefer it to mean "possible," please.
Honestly, I'd prefer leisurely delivery unless next-day is absolutely necessary (and it should cost extra). Biggest problem is overpromising, just say it'll take 3-4 days and people will be happy it arrives in 2. It'll give the delivery workers a break, and you probably don't need it by tomorrow anyways otherwise you should've ordered sooner.
Part of the problem is the lack of stores nearby in case you do need something right away of course. Ideally you could solve that with a quick corner store visit instead of having to order online.
Basically Amazon didn't just fuck up retail, but postal too.
Also I think they made an (un)intentional Top Gear meme.
When the door is open, I think it will read: "The 'P' Stands."
...ing in bottles while driving.
(There are even reports of shitting into plastic bags)
Looks legit and awesome.
Yes I'd like it delivered as soon as prime.
What?
The p stands for peanits
Yeah their marketing has been kinda insane lately. Saw a box that said I'm empty without you on it. Like YIKES, way to make me not want to use your service
You don't want to be with someone that clingy and desperate. You should break up with Prime. Don't lead them on.
but all the red flags complement their dress
It all reads like AI trying to be funny and quirky when in reality it just comes across as dumb, unintelligent and pathetically stupid.
Pee, in a bottle, on your 30 second break.
The "P" stands for "U" of course.
We're holding your shit hostage. You can have it as soon as you subscribe to Prime.
pp