They are running from existential dread.
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So we are the prey?
Always have been.
I also get confused when I see people jogging, don't they know lounging around eating snacks is way more fun?
If an apex predator is running, maybe keep up.
I know it's a joke. But would a wolf consider a human an apex predator? What about bears? Do these animals fear humans? I can't say I'm familiar with them. I figured they wouldn't, in most circumstances. I would think their default stance towards us is that we're their prey
The bears and coyotes around here hide from me! Even if I try and creep on 'em, they still usually sense me and run.
Maybe put your dick away then
Just giving the boys some air! Some animals are so damned judgemental.
"ah shit, it's that weird human again. Better hide or it will get awkward"
Most animals know humans are too much trouble to mess with.
Sure, you can kill one human. But next thing you know your whole species has gone extinct, or worse, has been domesticated into pocket yappy dogs that can't breathe properly.
In places where we've been around long enough staying away from humans has practically been bred into every surviving predator's instincts by now (which is what makes polar bears so terrifying, they're about the only dangerous predator that doesn't have this instinct yet, and probably never will, now that murdering whole species has become a bit of a bad look); anything that considered us prey and didn't learn not to simply doesn't exist anymore.
Wolves in particular (in the few places where they survive) definitely know not to mess with us, except maybe in the frozen depths of Canada, and so do most bears (again, with possible exceptions in the least populated bits of North America) except polar ones.
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I can't see why anyone would down vote
Conserving energy is not really our thing.
The thing is, humans are astonishingly good at conserving energy when running. We can literally run prey to death by just keeping on going when most animals run out of energy.
Sweat offers cooling bonuses.
Something about being upright too but I don't recall.
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If I need more energy I'll just set something on fire
Human zoomies feel great :)
My favorite is to shout out, 'What are you running from!' when people jog by.
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Stelthi
Would look creepy on a T-shirt and even more creepy as a tattoo.
Maybe it could work on like an ironic t-shirt or something, but it would heavily depend on if there is anything else on the t-shirt.
Depends on the animal, I suppose. A lion or a wolf would be too edgy and have rapey vibes, but a house cat or derpy good boy would be funny to me.
An octopus with Apex Predator under it while it is unscrewing a jar would own.
What if edgy is your style tho, it causes the most fun
Picture this T-shirt: Apex Predator (W)hite Wigger
You enter the room, shoulders back, tits forward, chin up, little sway in your step, all eyes on you.
It’s tempting, incredibly tempting. Leaving people in shock by your mere presence. They would gossip for days: “Remember that crazy bitch, what was that??”.
Be an anomaly in the matrix.