Ahh, the old "duck, duck, goose" gambit made famous by Berezowski in the 1955 Helsinki Chess nationals. The classic defense for this is to hunch down quickly.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

En passant

[–] VonVoelksen@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think you're ducked.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 4 points 10 months ago

Duck it.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 10 months ago

En pheasant

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Obviously. Duh.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Play the bread crumbs gambit. Works every time.

[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 10 months ago

Google Duckduckgo

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 10 months ago

Duck for cover.

[–] tasankovasara@sopuli.xyz 7 points 10 months ago

It's hopeless, you're quackered.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

You're gonna need a lot of grapes....

and a lemonade stand

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Probably wait for white to move.

[–] Gustephan@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Flood the board. Most of your army will survive it

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

go get a drink, it's a draw

[–] Sakychu@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Quakers?!

[–] reactionality@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 10 months ago

En quackant.

[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 5 points 10 months ago

The ancient texts say that you can convert all of them into a large horse sized one.

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 5 points 10 months ago

This is pretty much book moves.

Duck

[–] cron@feddit.org 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Are you black or the duck army?

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago

I'm fairly certain he's black playing against the Taskmaster

[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Duck army

[–] kriz@slrpnk.net 3 points 10 months ago

Sacrifice a few bread crumbs early to improve your position

[–] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Take out bank loan
Buy Jeep Rubicon
Ducks are automatically transferred to dashboard
E4, mate in 6

[–] ProfAel@feddit.org 3 points 10 months ago

Just grab on to some DuckTales.

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Resign

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Youve got like 15 chocobos vs a totally default board, i think you just win.

Edit: I'm guessing your king has some pretty good materia, too. I don't know who let you load a save like this against an opponent this week, but it would take some pretty spectacular contrivance to lose this.

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 2 points 10 months ago

Rubber duck debugging

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

You gotta put down the duckie if you wanna play the saxophone 🎷🎶

[–] Fortatech@gregtech.eu 2 points 10 months ago

Surrender to the supreme power of Duck