this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2025
160 points (99.4% liked)

Slop.

552 readers
610 users here now

For posting all the anonymous reactionary bullshit that you can't post anywhere else.

Rule 1: All posts must include links to the subject matter, and no identifying information should be redacted.

Rule 2: If your source is a reactionary website, please use archive.is instead of linking directly.

Rule 3: No sectarianism.

Rule 4: TERF/SWERFs Not Welcome

Rule 5: No bigotry of any kind, including ironic bigotry.

Rule 6: Do not post fellow hexbears.

Rule 7: Do not individually target other instances' admins or moderators.

Rule 8: Do not post public figures, these should be posted to c/gossip

founded 7 months ago
MODERATORS
 
all 46 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] buh@hexbear.net 86 points 2 weeks ago

Iran will not enter a period civil war or Instability,

football-lucy

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 74 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Crown Prince

Monarchist detected gui

[–] CommCat@hexbear.net 72 points 2 weeks ago

The Bolsheviks did nothing wrong with the Romanovs

[–] Florn@hexbear.net 67 points 2 weeks ago

Fleeing the country for four decades is famously a thing you do when you're politically in-touch and have broad popular support

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 64 points 2 weeks ago

The interim Shah:

guaido

[–] catonkatonk@hexbear.net 53 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"All of us, together", he says, from Washington DC.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago

"Die for my benefit" has been a recurring sentiment of royalty for time eternal, so at least he's consistent

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 50 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Is it really a dynasty if it's just two dudes, though? The first of which was just some army officer the Brits put in charge?

[–] jackmaoist@hexbear.net 42 points 2 weeks ago

They're monarchs so they consider themselves a dynasty

[–] Elysium@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

God said so. The Brits were only guided by God.

(Monarchist "logic," probably. Monarchs rule by "divine mandate" or whatever, usually. Admitting that their grandpa was just the most evil asshole in a particular situation to grab power doesn't instill as much faith as saying "nah, God did that. God loves my family.")

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

God didn't kick my ass out though, that was just normal.

[–] Elysium@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

"Have you heard a little guy named Job? That's right. God tests us sometimes."

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 46 points 2 weeks ago

"Do not be preoccupied about the day after the fall of the Islamic Republic" is the most perfect encapsulation of Radio Free Whatever-style agitation.

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 44 points 2 weeks ago

My "I'm not planning on killing you" shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

[–] Elysium@hexbear.net 43 points 2 weeks ago

Oh Christ, shut the fuck up. Someone roll out the goddamn French chopping device.

If we end up in the worst of all universes where that dumb fuck is "restored" to his throne then I'm immediately swapping stances. Sign me up to liberate Iran from monarchy. Let's go liberate the UK too. Drop some bunker busters on whatever that stupid castle is called where the KWEEN MUM lived and sausage fingers Charles currently resides.

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 42 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The whole breakdown in relations between the US and Iran really started with the US allowing the shah to flee to America (which even fucking die-motherfucker warned against), leading the Iranian revolutionaries conclude the US was planning to reinstate him (like they did before!), and they responded by taking hostages at the US embassy.

I've brought this up to people before, and gotten the response, "The shah was ill and came to the US for treatment, it was a humanitarian decision, the Iranians were just being paranoid."

Yet another reason to hate Jimmy Carter.

[–] Biggay@hexbear.net 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yet another reason to hate Jimmy Carter.

Its so funny too because, somewhat like W. Carter's crimes and malpractice is memory holed and overshadowed by his much worse successors when he was fucking demon! The more you learn about Carter the more you learn to hate just how fucking bad he was for how little he did but just by how much he even still managed to fuck up with 4 years of power.

[–] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The more you learn about Carter the more you learn to hate just how fucking bad he was for how little he did but just by how much he even still managed to fuck up with 4 years of power.

He's History's greatest monster!

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"The shah was ill and came to the US for treatment

He had a case of "about to have his head chopped off"

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago

Fortunately, there is a cure: gui-better

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 41 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"There will be no civil war when the massive power vacuum hits" - Said a man who knows there will be a civil war when the massive power vacuum hits.

yeah there will be no civil war if he gets put in charge, it'll be a revolution, everyone in Iran will unite against his ass

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 38 points 2 weeks ago

we have a plan for Iran's future

That sounds like a threat

[–] WhoaSlowDownMaurice@hexbear.net 34 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

lol why would anyone in Iran care what this phil leotardo-looking fuck says

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

the shah, whatever happened there

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

I wanted a secular communist revolution in Iran, I compromised. I got an anti imperialist Islamic Republic instead.

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

45 years off the palace I wanted caviar, I ate Big Mac from the pentagon instead.

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 31 points 2 weeks ago

the supreme failson of Iran

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago

"If Iranian people are energised and motivated according to you, show some balls and go back and lead them and remove the regime. Put your money where your arse is, bloody parasitical imperial whore.."

  • Pakistani Defence Minister, Khawaja Asif
[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Honestly if they even pull this off I doubt they'll even pretend it's a democracy

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 10 points 2 weeks ago

They already are pretending it's going to be that.

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago

Rebel because the monarch said so clown

Amerikkkan freedumbs

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 20 points 2 weeks ago

Lmao you'd think with the last king in recent memory, they'd try something else but here we are

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 19 points 2 weeks ago

Installing an out of touch expat in power after destabilizing a country in the Middle East, when has that ever gone wrong?

[–] CredibleBattery@hexbear.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

20 years in the can

[–] shallot@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

Trust me bro

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 14 points 2 weeks ago

The CIA and MI5 trained the shah's SAVAK police force how to torture people and now they want to do it again

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago

"we'll fucking create the conditions that lead to 'Islamic Republic 2: This time we're Shia ISIS'. I swear to god, we'll fucking do it"

[–] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 13 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Bobbydroptables@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe he can swing bringing some of that gold back home that pappy brought along in '79 to keep safe?

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago
[–] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Meh the Shah's son is such a boring choice. Put MEK in with their very alive leader who no one has seen in two decades who has magical powers.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

Not even a puppet the failson of a puppet 🤣