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[–] lath@lemmy.world 49 points 1 month ago

Pro-lifers when it comes to abortion and (after) birth care.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 32 points 1 month ago

“Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-God damn it, you've got to be kind."

― Kurt Vonnegut

[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And like dandelion seeds you got a lot more chances of survival if you land on soil rather than cement.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Why would I ejaculate on cement?

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

The ol' George Mallory defense.

[–] darvocet@infosec.pub 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Perfectly good dirt, awaiting seed deposits

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i dunno, graphite molten salt nuclear reactor core?

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago

true. That's what I use as a backup, when I don't want to walk all the way to my cement wanking spot

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

weed

No need to attack a perfectly nice plant like that.

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Dandelions have been a companion to humans since the beginning. Through thick and thin, they've followed us, supported us, and this is how we repay them.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Exactly. They're only weeds if you want your front yard to resemble a golf course.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

CLOVER KINGS REPRESENT

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

Yes!

We call them weeds but also eat them :D ... :(
(Fairly on brand for us tbh)

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

every time I see the tree jizz in the air and start getting runny nose I’m always like “I hate it when the trees have sex.”

[–] Soggy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Plants do do dimorphic gametes but it's complicated by their two-stage life cycle.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Flower wingman.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

C'mon who would watch dozens of babies being fired from a cannon and not be entertained?