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When you check the 'finished' project from the guy who bounced early for vacation (lemmy.ml)
submitted 5 months ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] Pika@sh.itjust.works 31 points 5 months ago

You opened a completed project. There's your first problem there. Status/Ticket closed = not my problem.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 20 points 5 months ago

"Oh, we'll fix it in production. It's job security. "

(Task now requires several hours of downtime, combing through everything with the boss on your ass asking every ten minutes, "Is it fixed yet? Maybe it's this... Did you try that?")

[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

It's just a matter of cutting and adding some mortar.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

What’s this ‘cutting’ nonsense??? The shelf is a feature!!!

[–] judgyweevil@feddit.it 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Found the manager

[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

You should be on this meeting already. Why were you losing time looking?