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[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

"Oh, we'll fix it in production. It's job security. "

(Task now requires several hours of downtime, combing through everything with the boss on your ass asking every ten minutes, "Is it fixed yet? Maybe it's this... Did you try that?")