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Cream cheese, slap ya mama, and jalapeños from a jar. Microwaved.

6.5/10, but it's not a quesadilla.

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[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What the hell dude, cream cheese and jalapenos are a saintly combo, underrated honestly, but then you went and nuked the tortillas? Who raised you and do they know what you've become??

[–] Plum@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The things my dad eats would kill a lesser being.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago
[–] jpablo68@infosec.pub 7 points 2 days ago

no no no no no...

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Heat up the tortillas in a skillet first and I'm down. Hell, I might go make it right now.

[–] Plum@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is my go-to snack when there's nothing else in the house. I was too lazy to grab a pan, but that would bump it up to at least an 8.2/10.

Bonus points if you have a tiny bit of sour cream or cilantro laying around.

[–] xylol@leminal.space 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait you eat the tortillas without cooking them?

[–] Plum@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Microwaved for 22 seconds.

.... I swear I'm a good cook when it matters.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Las Depresiones

[–] LostWon@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Stepping past what's on the plate, that plate design is one of the Corelle ones that is known to leak high levels of lead. Please don't eat off it-- try to get something safer. 🙏🏾

[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That is not good news, I've eaten off the upper left ones for decades.

[–] LostWon@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

The day I learned about this, I threw away some (rarely used) old plates myself. And I ate off the same ones OP posted myself, as a kid. Between these and the leaded gas fumes at gas stations, many of us had some lovely pollution to endure throughout our younger years (and beyond, in many cases).

[–] Cattypat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i think we should combine our powers, ive posted similar here

[–] Plum@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's not bad! It just looks extra haggard today. Do you also put mustard on plain potato chips?

[–] Cattypat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

...yes lol I LOVE mustard

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Holy shit. What state/country is that from?!

[–] Plum@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The Pizza Capital of the United States.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

St. Louis?

/s