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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by Plum@lemmy.world to c/shittyfoodporn@lemmy.ca
 

Cream cheese, slap ya mama, and jalapeños from a jar. Microwaved.

6.5/10, but it's not a quesadilla.

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[–] jpablo68@infosec.pub 7 points 10 months ago

no no no no no...

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Heat up the tortillas in a skillet first and I'm down. Hell, I might go make it right now.

[–] Plum@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is my go-to snack when there's nothing else in the house. I was too lazy to grab a pan, but that would bump it up to at least an 8.2/10.

Bonus points if you have a tiny bit of sour cream or cilantro laying around.

[–] xylol@leminal.space 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wait you eat the tortillas without cooking them?

[–] Plum@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Microwaved for 22 seconds.

.... I swear I'm a good cook when it matters.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What the hell dude, cream cheese and jalapenos are a saintly combo, underrated honestly, but then you went and nuked the tortillas? Who raised you and do they know what you've become??

[–] Plum@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The things my dad eats would kill a lesser being.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago
[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Las Depresiones

[–] LostWon@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Stepping past what's on the plate, that plate design is one of the Corelle ones that is known to leak high levels of lead. Please don't eat off it-- try to get something safer. 🙏🏾

[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

That is not good news, I've eaten off the upper left ones for decades.

[–] LostWon@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago

The day I learned about this, I threw away some (rarely used) old plates myself. And I ate off the same ones OP posted myself, as a kid. Between these and the leaded gas fumes at gas stations, many of us had some lovely pollution to endure throughout our younger years (and beyond, in many cases).

Do you have any data on lead levels in the cornflower set?

[–] Cattypat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

i think we should combine our powers, ive posted similar here

[–] Plum@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's not bad! It just looks extra haggard today. Do you also put mustard on plain potato chips?

[–] Cattypat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago

...yes lol I LOVE mustard

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Holy shit. What state/country is that from?!

[–] Plum@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The Pizza Capital of the United States.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

St. Louis?

/s