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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/science_memes@mander.xyz
 
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[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 88 points 10 months ago (2 children)

This is what the internet is for.

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 32 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Agreed. More like this, please. Somebody link me.

Edit: This synopsis of Regulate by Nate Dogg and Warren G on Wikipedia is another good example.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Finally, an article that does a deep dive into every question I had about that song. This was much needed in my life; thank you for sharing it.

[–] Alue42@fedia.io 10 points 10 months ago

If you already exist in the venn diagram that enjoys this post, I'm pretty sure this is what the Internet is for

[–] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 58 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Pointless because she merely says she is what starts a party, not that her presence is required for a party to continue once started.

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 25 points 10 months ago (2 children)

that's the point. she walks in, the party starts, she walks out, the party continues, she walks in again, the party should start again, creating a paradox as the party was already going

[–] katze@lemmy.cafe 48 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

No, no, no. A party doesn't start until she walks in; it doesn't start when she walks in. So a party has no obligation to start again if it's already in progress.

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 5 points 10 months ago
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 17 points 10 months ago

Nah it's like using the ignition on an already running car engine.

It makes the neighing sounds, but the car is already running, so no effect.

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

The catalyst, not the fuel

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Do you ever think that some of us shitposting weirdos will be thought of the same way as Plato in, like, a thousand years if all our internet shitposting was kept around that long?

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 33 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] lastunusedusername2@sh.itjust.works 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Behold, the original shitposting weirdo!

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And until someone is brave enough to stand on their shoulders and do it better, the only one who will be remembered.

[–] felsiq@lemmy.zip 8 points 10 months ago

I think Ken M has this

[–] sudo_halt@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 10 months ago

He wasn't just shitposting, he was hammering sage wisdom shit into people with shitposting

Completely unironically my favorite Greek (and this is coming from a Persian), truly a god amongst men

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

Did you guys just make math cool?....I'm horrified

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What if she changes her mind? She's the law maker, so she can do whatever she wants and math has to adjust.

[–] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

Can she make a law that she cannot break? Checkmate Christians

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Ke$ha's law

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 1 points 10 months ago

Bro, who downvoted me, I'm gonna need your address, ssn, and mother's maiden name real quick.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Lenny@lemmy.zip 8 points 10 months ago
[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Physicist philosopher vs mathmatician theologist.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

till

There was no cash-drawer in there, right? What kind of party was it?!?

[–] TurtleTourParty@midwest.social 13 points 10 months ago

Till is a synonym of until and has existed in English longer than 'til

Source: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/till

[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Kesha would make a great dommy mommy (DMs open if you are kesha)

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

~~Goddamnit~~, err, Ke$hadamnit. This is how religions get started.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Headline could be an MTV reality show.

"Science, bitch!"