this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2025
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Might be true. Might be fake. Don't care. Lesson is basic. Don't be a dick and just have a lil respect.

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[โ€“] BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world 48 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'll take shit that never happened for $200

[โ€“] A7thStone@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Nothing ever happens.

[โ€“] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] moakley@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (4 children)

The humor comes from absurdity. Knowing that it's made up greatly decreases the absurdity.

[โ€“] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 10 months ago

I'm an absurdist first when it comes to comedy. I still thought this was funny. I can get to the end and understand that it probably wasn't real while still enjoying the story. Source: will joke about punching a baby for the hell of it. Or a nun punching a baby.

[โ€“] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I like hearing a multi-cultural joke that isn't racist except towards U.S. Americans

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[โ€“] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

All of the "nothing ever happens" people need to literally touch grass. Shit like this happens all of the time in major cities.

[โ€“] martino@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I thought it was pretty believable up until the fist bump. That part has "and then everyone clapped" energy. I wouldn't be surprised if the rest of the story is true.

[โ€“] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago

Fair enough...

[โ€“] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 21 points 10 months ago

Deadass, no cap!

[โ€“] plantmoretrees@lemm.ee 21 points 10 months ago

Then everyone clapped

[โ€“] Auli@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 months ago

Sounds fake.

[โ€“] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Then everyone clapped

[โ€“] mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

I want to believe poster, but it's a nun and a giant Armenian man slyly fistbumping

[โ€“] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

As someone on vacation, with a fanny pack, I am offended.

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