this post was submitted on 06 Jun 2025
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Might be true. Might be fake. Don't care. Lesson is basic. Don't be a dick and just have a lil respect.

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[โ€“] BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world 48 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I'll take shit that never happened for $200

[โ€“] A7thStone@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

Nothing ever happens.

[โ€“] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] moakley@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago (4 children)

The humor comes from absurdity. Knowing that it's made up greatly decreases the absurdity.

[โ€“] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 8 months ago

I'm an absurdist first when it comes to comedy. I still thought this was funny. I can get to the end and understand that it probably wasn't real while still enjoying the story. Source: will joke about punching a baby for the hell of it. Or a nun punching a baby.

[โ€“] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

I like hearing a multi-cultural joke that isn't racist except towards U.S. Americans

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[โ€“] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

All of the "nothing ever happens" people need to literally touch grass. Shit like this happens all of the time in major cities.

[โ€“] martino@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I thought it was pretty believable up until the fist bump. That part has "and then everyone clapped" energy. I wouldn't be surprised if the rest of the story is true.

[โ€“] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 8 months ago

Fair enough...

[โ€“] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 21 points 8 months ago

Deadass, no cap!

[โ€“] plantmoretrees@lemm.ee 21 points 8 months ago

Then everyone clapped

[โ€“] Auli@lemmy.ca 9 points 8 months ago

Sounds fake.

[โ€“] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Then everyone clapped

[โ€“] mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago

I want to believe poster, but it's a nun and a giant Armenian man slyly fistbumping

[โ€“] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

As someone on vacation, with a fanny pack, I am offended.

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