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Daily struggle session slop here.

Do you pee in the shower? Do you support this inalienable right open to all humanity? Or are you like my fascist partner who says it's not okay and "childish." As a communist, anyone who would be upset at peeing in the shower should be thrown in jail along with people who tailgate when I'm already going 5 over.

Just to throw a bone to the ladies and other people who suck dick (literally not metaphorically), you should also wipe your penis after you pee. Even if you think you got it all out you should still wipe. However, this is intersectionality. Obviously the biggest oppression is against shower-pee-pee people but pee-pee wipers can still unite with us as we apply dialectics to hygiene.

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[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As a germophobe I don't think piss is grosser than what you're already washing off of your body

[–] autism_2@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

Also I bleed in that bitch who cares

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

IDGAF where you pee im not the piss cops

[–] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

They don't talk about it much these days but most of the original Volcel Vanguard were also piss cops

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

Pissing on cops is appreciated though

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I turn into a piss wizard in the shower controlling my stream to make it into a jump rope

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] 1000mH@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago
[–] kristina@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

dysphoria doesnt let me have fun with anything smh

[–] dmonzel@lemm.ee 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

90% of people admit to peeing in the shower. 10% of people lie.

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[–] RedDawn@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago

Of course peeing in the shower is cool and good, now, pooping in the shower, that is a more provocative conversation.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

True leftists pee in the shower from outside the shower before they turn the water on or get in

[–] gabaghoul@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

This is the way.

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

everyone should pee in compost bins and feed more nitrogen to the soil. this is my hot take

[–] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago

showers are bourgeois decadence
the true proletariat dissolve on contact with water

[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When you pee in the shower do you aim for the drain or just let it fall where ever because you know the water will carry it there anyway?

[–] ElGosso@hexbear.net 28 points 2 years ago

I piss on my feet to stop athlete's foot

[–] AlicePraxis@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

I pee in the shower even when I'm not taking a shower.

[–] WhatAnOddUsername@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I don't think it's "childish", I think it's gross and unhygienic, especially as someone who has to clean the shower/bathtub.

[–] ratboy@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How is it unhygienic if it all gets washed down the drain?

[–] WhatAnOddUsername@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If it "all" got washed down the drain, it would be unnecessary to clean showers (or sinks or toilets, for that matter).

I've done contamination experiments in bathrooms and toilet bowls are always the cleanest parts of the bathroom.

[–] ratboy@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I mean there are parts of toilets that don't get rinsed with water, as there are in showers but that's mostly the sides, walls, and hardware. Also we shit in toilets and that's a different ballgame lol. I guess my thought, too, is how much does it differ from the dirt, sweat, oils and grime that accumulates in the shower?

I swear I'm not trying to turn it into an argument/struggle sesh I'm just curious lol

[–] WhatAnOddUsername@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Some of those cannot reasonably be avoided in a shower, whereas it's not necessary to urinate in the shower. Am I a weirdo for wanting to take very simple steps that reduce the amount of urine I come into contact with in my daily life? I don't pee in my kitchen sink just because it goes down the drain and I know the dishes are going to get washed anyway.

[–] ratboy@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

Nah I don't think you're weird at all. Now I'm rethinking my peeing in the shower practice though lol

[–] NoLeftLeftWhereILive@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Yup, the cleaning bit is pretty relevant here. I have raised kids who tend to piss in the shower and I can tell you that being the one who cleans the shower floor sink where all the hairs and gunk is stuck at least feels a lot less nasty if you implement a strick no pissing in the shower policy. I don't even care if its fully rinsed away or stays there, if I am the one who has to put their hands into that crap, don't make it worse by pissing in there.

Everyone who cleans their own showers can do whatever they want.

It also stinks. As a person with a pretty sensitive sense of smell I can absolutely tell when someone has taken a piss in the shower. Same goes for the toilet if that someone has had bad aim. It stinks when wet, but it stinks also when it dries.

So in my household everyone takes a piss sitting down on the toilet regardless of personal plumbing as long as I am the one who cleans it all.

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[–] Facky@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

I'm pro shower pissing.

Just let it all out wherever.

[–] Maoo@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Peeing in the shower is a moral imperative because it's fun

[–] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

disgusting. the shower is where I go to get clean, why would I piss in it

Death to America

[–] em2@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You pee into the drain, not all over yourself. It's the same plumbing.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

You pee into the drain, not all over yourself

Your not the boss of me

[–] mechwarrior2@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Pro shower peeing tip turn the water cold before during and after for a bit. Cold water means no steam means less piss smell fidel-cool

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is the opposite of a pro tip

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I am a professional shower pisser and we just call this a "tip"

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The real tip is to get the water as hot as possible and pee up into the falling water to maximize the piss smell. God mode is when you bring hot sauna rocks into the shower and piss on them for even more piss smell goodness.

[–] Abraxiel@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I was in a sauna once when a guy peed on the rocks. It was pretty noxious. Would not recommend.

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Abraxiel@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago
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[–] ratboy@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Pro-shower pee. Sometimes I don't notice that I have to pee until I get into the warm shower. I'm not getting out of the shower, to dry off, wipe down the toilet seat because it's probably wet from my partially wet shower butt, then get back in.

[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I like how this question assumes the western chauvinism of taking a shower to begin with.

[–] Surdon@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Vs what, out of curiosity?

[–] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] dmonzel@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Public bathhouses, perhaps.

[–] wahwahwah@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

This is why I wear shower shoes.

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

what about shitting in the shower? discuss

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