As a germophobe I don't think piss is grosser than what you're already washing off of your body
Also I bleed in that bitch who cares
IDGAF where you pee im not the piss cops
They don't talk about it much these days but most of the original Volcel Vanguard were also piss cops
Pissing on cops is appreciated though
I turn into a piss wizard in the shower controlling my stream to make it into a jump rope
Pissbending
pissjutsu
dysphoria doesnt let me have fun with anything smh
Of course peeing in the shower is cool and good, now, pooping in the shower, that is a more provocative conversation.
True leftists pee in the shower from outside the shower before they turn the water on or get in
This is the way.
everyone should pee in compost bins and feed more nitrogen to the soil. this is my hot take
When you pee in the shower do you aim for the drain or just let it fall where ever because you know the water will carry it there anyway?
I piss on my feet to stop athlete's foot
showers are bourgeois decadence
the true proletariat dissolve on contact with water
I pee in the shower even when I'm not taking a shower.
I don't think it's "childish", I think it's gross and unhygienic, especially as someone who has to clean the shower/bathtub.
How is it unhygienic if it all gets washed down the drain?
If it "all" got washed down the drain, it would be unnecessary to clean showers (or sinks or toilets, for that matter).
I mean there are parts of toilets that don't get rinsed with water, as there are in showers but that's mostly the sides, walls, and hardware. Also we shit in toilets and that's a different ballgame lol. I guess my thought, too, is how much does it differ from the dirt, sweat, oils and grime that accumulates in the shower?
I swear I'm not trying to turn it into an argument/struggle sesh I'm just curious lol
Some of those cannot reasonably be avoided in a shower, whereas it's not necessary to urinate in the shower. Am I a weirdo for wanting to take very simple steps that reduce the amount of urine I come into contact with in my daily life? I don't pee in my kitchen sink just because it goes down the drain and I know the dishes are going to get washed anyway.
Nah I don't think you're weird at all. Now I'm rethinking my peeing in the shower practice though lol
I've done contamination experiments in bathrooms and toilet bowls are always the cleanest parts of the bathroom.
Yup, the cleaning bit is pretty relevant here. I have raised kids who tend to piss in the shower and I can tell you that being the one who cleans the shower floor sink where all the hairs and gunk is stuck at least feels a lot less nasty if you implement a strick no pissing in the shower policy. I don't even care if its fully rinsed away or stays there, if I am the one who has to put their hands into that crap, don't make it worse by pissing in there.
Everyone who cleans their own showers can do whatever they want.
It also stinks. As a person with a pretty sensitive sense of smell I can absolutely tell when someone has taken a piss in the shower. Same goes for the toilet if that someone has had bad aim. It stinks when wet, but it stinks also when it dries.
So in my household everyone takes a piss sitting down on the toilet regardless of personal plumbing as long as I am the one who cleans it all.
I'm pro shower pissing.
Just let it all out wherever.
disgusting. the shower is where I go to get clean, why would I piss in it
Death to America
You pee into the drain, not all over yourself. It's the same plumbing.
You pee into the drain, not all over yourself
Your not the boss of me
Peeing in the shower is a moral imperative because it's fun
Pro shower peeing tip turn the water cold before during and after for a bit. Cold water means no steam means less piss smell 
This is the opposite of a pro tip
I am a professional shower pisser and we just call this a "tip"
The real tip is to get the water as hot as possible and pee up into the falling water to maximize the piss smell. God mode is when you bring hot sauna rocks into the shower and piss on them for even more piss smell goodness.
I was in a sauna once when a guy peed on the rocks. It was pretty noxious. Would not recommend.
No shit?
just piss
Pro-shower pee. Sometimes I don't notice that I have to pee until I get into the warm shower. I'm not getting out of the shower, to dry off, wipe down the toilet seat because it's probably wet from my partially wet shower butt, then get back in.
I like how this question assumes the western chauvinism of taking a shower to begin with.
Vs what, out of curiosity?
Defeating imperialism
Public bathhouses, perhaps.
yes, shower with your waste.
it's fuckin gross.
Rich coming from a user named Cummunism.
my username isnt Pissunism, and you werent talking about cum.
This is why I wear shower shoes.
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