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Leopards Ate My Face

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/44641840

Machia voted for Trump, drawn by promises of border control and national security. “We didn’t want drugs or gangbangers,” he said. But what he didn’t expect was losing some of his most dedicated employees to immigration arrests.

“It’s scaring the farming community,” Machia admitted. “We didn’t think they’d come for the people who help us milk cows.”

LOL. Idiots

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[–] Bravo@eviltoast.org 20 points 22 hours ago
[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"I didn't think the leopards would eat MY face :("

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 16 points 22 hours ago

Sounds like he just incriminated himself from his own illegal business practices, lock him up!

[–] BMW_stick@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

Thoughts & prayers, idiots.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 13 points 22 hours ago (5 children)

And the drugs is still happening anyway and those gangbangers were locals anyways so yeah, congratulations 🎉

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[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 9 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

This is the kind of thing that made me realise how much a urban being I am.
The way, I'm imagining a farmer, at least the one with milk farm is a guy waking before the sun because he must milk the cows at 4 a.m.

[–] Stamau123@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

yeah but before it was those dirty mexicans waking up at 4 am to work, not Real Americans©! This is bullshit!

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[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (6 children)

The problem here is those farmers will now want to charge more. Even though their labor cost just went down.

The US can just import more food!

Oh, wait.

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[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 99 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Even though Machia says he would still vote for Trump, the recent crackdown has prompted a deeper reckoning within his community

Umm, okay, no sympathy then. Burn.

Imagine being so dedicated to a politician/political party that you’re no willing to make a change that costs you 0$ to save your family business

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 day ago

"I voted to get kicked in the balls and I must say that I was shocked when I got kicked in the balls."

[–] nyctre@lemmy.world 66 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

So you are... Checks notes 2200 miles away from the border. I feel like even if we disregard them voting for trump and just judge them based on that being their main voting issue, they're dumb as fuck, aren't they?

[–] TammyTobacco@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 day ago (4 children)

The guy is worried about gangs, yet lives in rural Vermont. What a fucking idiot.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

It is kinda crazy how easy it seems to convince people the safest time in American history is the most dangerous.

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Idiot, or extreme coward?

... ok you got me, it's both.

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[–] pno2nr@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago

No he's near the Canadian border, which he was told was a major route for fentanyl.

[–] breecher@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago

Never understimate the power of bigotry as a political motivator, in particular among the uneducated. Trump and his oligarch cronies certainly doesn't.

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 121 points 1 day ago (13 children)

oh no, you lost access to the people you were viciously exploiting because of your racism?

well boo fucking hoo

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[–] Primax@lemmy.world 290 points 1 day ago (10 children)

You have to be a unique kind of stupid to profit from illegal labour and vote to have illegals deported.

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[–] AntelopeRoom@lemm.ee 6 points 22 hours ago

Thoughts and prayers

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 day ago

Yeah, that's too bad. ANYWAY . . .

[–] mhague@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sometimes it feels like being happy that Trumpers are suffering is like cheering when a disease dies with the host. It's a momentary happiness that the Balrog fell... milliseconds before you realize it's pulling you down with it.

[–] octopus_ink@slrpnk.net 5 points 18 hours ago

What it actually is is that they have strapped us all (including themselves) to the flaming wreckage of our nation that they themselves created, and have been laughing maniacally as it plummets from the sky, while the rest of us scream in terror.

Now they are starting to scream in terror, and I'm just about ready to start with the maniacal laughter.

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[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 57 points 1 day ago

"We voted for racism, not poverty and hard work! We don't want these jobs - they're for the spi... I mean for those people." --MAGA.

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