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[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 88 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Based on context, that's a deleted scene from episode 14 of season 7 of ST:TNG...

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 44 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

I'm using my imagination to try to figure out what the ghost is doing ..... also .... is the ghost right side up? ... or upside down?

... also it just looks like Green Goblin on his tiptoes motorboating Dr. Crusher

[–] JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's... about to get all up inside her...

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)

he's about to...crush'er!

YYYEAHHH

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago

Yeah shut up Wesley, and pass me the binoculars

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago

"I'm something of a motorboat myself."

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 65 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Do you go straight to anal with ghosts?

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago

Do you not?

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Maybe you're in a long-term committed relationship with the ghost?

Or if the ghost comes from a candle

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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's what mommy taught me.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

The vagina and mouth are for the living!

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I mean, would you prefer phantom at the dick hole opera?

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Are you saying your dick hole is as squeaky as the old fashioned bird whistles? Image

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[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

No first the oral sex, anal is for hour 2

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why not? Ectoplasm is a great natural lubricant.

[–] Dhar@lemmy.ca 14 points 10 months ago

It's a super natural lubricant

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 36 points 10 months ago (3 children)

"The dog farted! I just happened to be looking at his asshole when he did it. I thought maybe he was just doing some kind of deep breathing exercise."

[–] CptInsane0@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's... Um... Well, see... A lot of Hentai does this...

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I... Didn't need to know what it was specifically called. But thank you. This will now occupy a portion of my brain...

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[–] Guidy@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago (3 children)

There was a scene in some horror movie like that but it was ghost fingers on boob(s) because otherwise it would have been x rated.

I don’t remember the name of the movie, just that it was supposedly a fictionalized account of a true story and it ended with text that said basically that the attacks, while less common, continue to happen to this day. The topic of the movie was that this woman would get raped by a ghost.

This had to be an 80s or at most early 90s movie. Probably 80s, as I wasn’t an adult at the time.

I don’t particularly want to remember the name of it.

[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 41 points 10 months ago (4 children)
[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 47 points 10 months ago

I don’t particularly want to remember the name of it.

The Entity, you're welcome.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Jesus, for an 80's movie that's actually quite terrifying

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

Cinemax was fucking wild.

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

why would you do that to us

[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I HAD TO WATCH IT WITH MY PARENTS!

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[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

the guy in that film looks like the idiot guy from die hard that tried to smooth talk his way with Hans and the gang. "hey... John boy."

[–] valkyre09@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Hey, what am I, a method actor? Hans, babe, put away the gun, this is radio, not television.

[–] Vince@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Also happened in hallow man

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

What a rollercoaster of a comment

[–] Sheldan@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I remember a similar scene from scary movie 2

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago

Ectoplasm everywhere

[–] match@pawb.social 18 points 10 months ago

you gotta do anal because ghost cum goes straight through condoms

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

The stories hotel maids could tell...

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Sub Rosa approved

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Idk about you, but I would knock first.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Someone's already at the back door

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

That's how the ghost knows you're about to cum

[–] Bezier@suppo.fi 11 points 10 months ago

Thanks, Dr. Crusher

[–] Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

That's just me doing naked fart yoga because my tummy hurts.

[–] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

No, I will not imagine that!

[–] Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org 7 points 10 months ago

Thank you for your service

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[–] CherryBullets@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 months ago

So, Scary Movie?

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why the hell did it have to be anal? That is leaving a horrible taste in my brain just picturing it.

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago

You remember the taste of eating ass? Got it.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Like a regular Tuesday or a spicy Tuesday (we add a tajin rim to the anus)

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