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[–] Beaver@hexbear.net 79 points 6 days ago (2 children)

My favorite reply from the twitter thread:

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 74 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Replace the last panel with them shaking hands and it'll be slightly more realistic.

[–] Lucien@mander.xyz 48 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Or the liberal wearing the same kind of helmet now

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 35 points 6 days ago

Scooby Doo thing where Éowyn removes her Rohirrim helmet and there manages to be an entire Nazgûl helmet hidden under there.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 24 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

We really need to get these edits made, so much potential to dunk on them

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 24 points 6 days ago

White flag under the reichstag

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 66 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)
[–] SockOlm@hexbear.net 49 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Unfortunatley you have to wait 1200 days for them to fight against fascism by voteing for the only 99% fascist party

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 23 points 6 days ago

Oops, the parliamentarian said no

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 59 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Nerding it up a bit, it's really funny that they left this panel out:

'cause, as much fun as Eowyn's girlboss moment is, canonically it only works because Merry stabbed the Nazgul with a magic sword doggirl-smart

Which makes it a surprisingly accurate joke at liberals flawed world view's expense if you think about it soviet-hmm

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 29 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

To really make it work, Eowyn would have to offer the witch king a job instead of stabbing him in the last panel

Offering tax rebates to Nazgul whose small businesses turn a year-over-year profit for at least five consecutive years in underprivileged shires

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 14 points 6 days ago

kelly Witch-king Von Braun

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 57 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah the 8-something million Soviet soldiers that died in WWII did nothing to stop fascism

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 49 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

27 million if you include civilian deaths and I'd say most soviet workers fought fascism through their labor as well.

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Nope. They're victims of communism. The black book demands fresh kills for its newest edition

[–] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 6 days ago

Don’t forget the 2.5 children that each of those people would have had if they hadn’t died. Those hypothetical children are also victims of communism 😢

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 49 points 6 days ago (1 children)

lol when has this ever happened

[–] boiledfrog@hexbear.net 32 points 6 days ago

It has happened when the sword is actually a red carpet

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 38 points 6 days ago (1 children)

At least they're admitting they're not leftists.

[–] i_drink_bleach@hexbear.net 14 points 6 days ago

Only when it's convenient for them.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 41 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

You know, I wish they were right. I truly wish the liberal establishment cared about combating the far right and the rise of fascism. The whole neoliberal order is a cute idea, comparable to similar myths like the Arthurian legends. Obviously King Arthur isnt gonna save the UK and nor is the Labour party.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 18 points 6 days ago

I got more faith that Arthur will come back to life and save the UK than Kid Starver saving it.

[–] Sinisterium@hexbear.net 14 points 6 days ago

Comparing Arthur to Labour is a disgrace. At least Arthur is factually more likely to “save” the UK and Labour ever will be.

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 32 points 6 days ago (1 children)

biden-alert *hands power over to Trump*

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago

but that was such a presidential and smooth transition of power (to the fascists) see we're dunking on the republicans by doing this trust us bro!

"No leftist can kill me" - Hitler in a bunker

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 22 points 6 days ago

Liberals erasing the acheivements of women

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 27 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Last time fascism was in power the ones who killed the most fascists were most definitely leftists, not liberals.

[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 19 points 6 days ago

"I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with a Nazi." "What about side by side with a friend?" liberalism libertarian-approaching

[–] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 20 points 6 days ago

How's that working out for them?

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 22 points 6 days ago

They went too far with this one.

Death to the liberals.

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 18 points 6 days ago

that account has to be bait

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

IN WHAT FUCKIN UNIVERSE LMAO?!?!?

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago

Not even in Middle Earth, that's been confirmed.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 20 points 6 days ago

I'm almost certain I've seen this exact meme but leftist and liberal are exactly swapped. Pretty sure it was years ago, too

[–] Sinisterium@hexbear.net 18 points 6 days ago

This would be a first. Libs of today have adapted the leftist label en mass. Confusion and obfuscation of the working class is their purpose.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 18 points 6 days ago

a liberal would never stab a fascist. they would debate them in the market place of ideas and then join them in actively purging the world of people who believe in universal human rights like education, clean air/water, and healthcare.

[–] groKKK@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

This meme is highly inaccurate, as liberals are well known for standing idly by when fascist or otherwise dangerous and murderous ideologues commit horrific crimes against humanity, letting them pursue such acts in full impunity. For example, the main voices which are denying the possible white genocide currently occurring in South Africa are liberal mainstream media outlets and researchers, while white settlers with usually conservative leanings are instead saying that this extreme act of racial hatred is indeed happening right under our eyes. While no definite proof has surfaced so far one way or the other, the history of liberals tacitly supporting genocidal regimes by denying their crimes is such that I recommend that others be very sceptical of their narratives regarding the internal politics of South Africa.

[–] AstroStelar@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I didn't know the reference and thought the sword stopped just short of their face to simply scare them because the protagonist is "too good for killing", or that the female character simply missed.