I bounce them up and down singing the titty song.
My wife has the endurance to put up with that every time...
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Wife covers again with sweater
Me:
Might wanna clip your nails
yeah.
POV okay but just the tits
Oh my god Lemmy is on FIRE and /c/memes is going wild. I haven't laughed this much in ages.
What's great is when your wife wiggles them on your approach dive as encouragement, then squeaks as you grab hold
Call it "field mousing"
This made me chuckle. It's so goddamn accurate 😂
Me too.
Do you screech while diving on the approach, too?
BOOBA🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Personally, I emit more of a squawk like a seagull or an eagle
It's her own fault for not staying dressed all the time! ! !1
Guilty.
You transform into a bird?
UvU
Yes.
User name checks out.