[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago

It's sad, really. So much humanity just bought for a sum. So much offered with nothing expected in return. There's always someone who will try to profit from stuff like that, and they're always horrible, horrible people.

[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Nestlé has entered the chat

[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

"to test US"

us. not her. us. fuck her, it's for us.

i'm surprised you didn't smack someone.

[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

my unemployment, anxienty, depression, and alcoholism need to have a chat with Epicurus..

[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

just started looking for a new job for the first time since around 2008.. am i correct to assume that absolutely NOTHING is real any more? not just craigslist (which is funny to think i'm looking for a job there to begin with, but fuck i've checked everything). i've sent out so many resumes, and i think it's all just fake posts collecting data. how does anyone apply for a fucking job these days? i can't even find reputable postings for call centers any more.

[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
  1. Tell them that's what it really stands for
  2. Say it over and over and over and over
  3. Country fixed. America is great again!

I mean, it's already worked on them already...

[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
  1. Eventually return to Mint and admit you don't know as much as you thought you did
[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

not a stupid question, and the answer is yes! potatoes are really resilient. you can reproduce them by cutting off and planting their 'eyes' (sorry, that's the word for it - eww), and they also contain a ton of energy that lets them reach out like something from a nightmare.

i once forgot about a bag of potatoes i bought and left under the kitchen sink for a while. it was like a scene from a Cronenberg movie when i found it

[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

i think AssEater9001 might still be free...

[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

reddit has redditors

lemmy has... lemmings?

[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

We breed our own here, too, unfortunately

[-] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

reddit is just a frame. it always was and will always be, despite the efforts of a few dumb cunts.

the content is the people. that's the secret sauce. just provide people with a framework, and they'll fill the empty space. try to monetize that, and you're just a dick.

i have faith in defederisation. my autocorrect says that isn't a word. let's make it a word.

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