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[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 97 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I just put it back in the box when I'm done

I have a stack of boxes in the closet, because I might need them someday

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[–] silverlightBeing@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

I have two, and I know exactly where they are. If GPS were more accurate, I could give you the GPS coordinates for each of them.

[–] jenny_ball@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

or a hoarder

[–] EMHIPresume@startrek.website 7 points 1 day ago

Yes, I keep them in the box.

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 64 points 2 days ago (2 children)

not whether you have it – it’s whether you know where it is

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 6 points 1 day ago

I usually flip it to justify excessive organization: “if you can’t find it when you need it, you don’t actually own it.”

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)
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[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

I've got at least 2 on my desk. Both from my new phones ( the one I accidentally fried in a lake and the replacement I got ). They're both connected to some little piece of magnet strip that I have no idea where it came from.

[–] Nanook@lemm.ee 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] JustAnotherPodunk@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Finding the one that is small enough to pull off the job has been a pain. Recently switched to a new phone... And I struggled until I found

Just. The. Perfect. Paperclip.

And then I immediately dropped it between the center console and seat of my car.

I'll find it eventually. One day.

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[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

One in my wallet at all times.

[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 day ago

I have the ifixit screwdriver kit and one of the bits is a Sim card ejector. Does it count ?

[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

I have more than one. The key is the word somewhere.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

I have some smart devices that came with these so I appear very responsible.

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

it's within my phone's protection case, so i do have it right now. Also, anecdote, a random stranger on a bus was switching sim cards, and asked me if I have the tool, which I indeed I had!

I can confirm that this is false

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

false ; I bought a 50 pack

[–] jagungal@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Planning ahead? Sounds pretty responsible to me

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[–] Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

No, I have OCD and everything has its spot

[–] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

on my keychain with a set of handcuff keys and some earplugs lol

[–] SomeKindaName@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

You sound fun.

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[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Or, you know, a hoarding problem…

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[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Like seven a drawer somewhere. I don't know where though

[–] Jeremyward@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I have three downstairs in the garage, now the real question is... Where in the garage tho.

[–] toastmeister@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

I switch phone plans every few years, and I have no idea how esims work, so yes.

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 days ago

It's good to finally get some recognition!

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago

Absolutely not, lol; It's the opposite. I have a keychain one that I'm too lazy to remove. And it actually twists and gets caught in the holes on adjacent keys, so it's not like I never notice it!

[–] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You only need it when setting up a new phone. So once you put the card in, you put the tool back in the phone’s box and just stick that in a closet.

So I’m asking… how CAN you even misplace one of those?

[–] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

What do you mean you don't take out the sd card every so often so you can quickly transfer 48GB of cat videos to your computer?

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

I still have like eight of those. I bought some smart devices a while ago that all had them for the reset hole, so I’m stocked up for life.

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Lies and slander. I have several, specifically because I am not responsible and lose things often.

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Inside my phone case. Only makes sense to keep it with the phone.

[–] Babalugats@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago

I have mine under my phone cover. Got sick of losing them all the time when I needed one. Since I put it under the cover, I've only needed it about two times. (Under my cover for over a year).

[–] phantomwise@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

Wait aren't those ADHD therapeutic help made so you can feel good about losing something that easily replaced by a paperclip for once instead of losing something actually important like your keys ?

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 11 points 2 days ago

I found a pencil holder I had in the 1990s. It has these little drawers for erasers and stuff. I was like "oh cool, I can fill the rest of these with my SD cards and USB sticks."

So, while cleaning my desk looking for those, I found one of these. I was like "I'm pretty sure I had at least 2 of these." ...I found three.

[–] gazter@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

I bought a multi tool that has one of these built in.

[–] midori_matcha@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I have a small zip bag of 100+ of these in a drawer. Sometimes you gotta pop out a SIM card. Other times you gotta hit a pinhole reset button to fix a rogue router. In a pinch, they're also a good shiv or shank.

[–] CryptoKitten@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

More than one actually. I keep one stabbed into my computer desk most of the time

[–] fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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