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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 3 months ago

do not get your hopes up aubrey, my life's kinda in the dumps for now

i made this quickie cause i felt like it, thank you for enjoying and thank you especially for actually going "holy shit the lel king is back", that was a honest surprise

[–] cerealkiller@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

psa: do not enter it will redirect to pornos

i did not mean to make joke be pornos, i thought it was joke about piss but somehow it turned into pornos i do not want this to happen, thank you

do not enter, it redirect to pornos and it no good. ok? ok

also i summon volcel police on attack position, kill bornos !!!!

[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

what was the original? "the market" for the socket I'm guessing

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

me and the comrades putting a big socialism into the economy

[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 3 months ago

let's do the fork in the garbage disposal!

i have no proper joke my brain just went like "hey this is like that "let's do the fork in the garbage disposal" thing, go project that" and here ya go

[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 3 months ago
[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 months ago

aka american protest of the last 6 months.

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

Q-tip

The Ear Canal

[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But nothing is going to happen with that. I don't think that it's even possible to fit a fork in a electric outlet in a way that makes contact with the live current

[–] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

the guy did say that everyone who tried to do it got hurt, so it IS possible in this universe where FORK is large and The Socket is also large

[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Okay, maybe in this universe it's true