I tried using it against my Dad like the rookie I am:
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be glad, he saved you from a lifetime of fatherly regret.
So is your dad excited to be a grandfather?
I love haikus
Haikus Are Easy.
But Sometimes They Don’t Make Sense.
Refrigerator.
Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave
Yes these are bruises from fighting. I am enlightened.
I mean, we're looking
Down on Wayne's basement, only
That's not Wayne's basement
Just finished rereading David Brin's Uplift series. The uplifted dolphins in those books often speak in haikus.
That deserves a single tear running down the cheek slow clap. You win father of the year in my book!