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[–] sittinonatoilet@sopuli.xyz 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Worker bees can leave

Even drones can fly away

The queen is their slave

[–] GunValkyrie@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Yes these are bruises from fighting. I am enlightened.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

I mean, we're looking
Down on Wayne's basement, only
That's not Wayne's basement