There were seagulls next to the pope chimney, so cute : memes

[–] JeSuisUnHombre@lemm.ee 51 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Pope killed a baby

[–] irish_link@lemmy.world 48 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He is American

[–] C8r9VwDUTeY3ZufQRYvq@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So he should have waited til it was at school?

[–] superkret@feddit.org 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Or done it before it hatched

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago

That there's it's called yon they're dun fredums.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 25 points 3 months ago

This whole thing has been such a boost for the global Catholicism brand; it’s no wonder they keep electing coffin dodgers so they can do it all over again in a couple of years.

[–] jpeps@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Reminds me of the South Korea 1988 Olympics open. Human traditions are cosmic horrors for birds.

https://youtu.be/NxxbLJp_qLs

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago

Exhibit B: Baseball player Randy Johnson's unfortunate pitch timing.

[–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh my fucking god these assholes.

[–] jpeps@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

It was really unfortunate. I think sadly the torchbearers probably felt pretty locked in and just followed through. Perhaps they assumed the doves would fly away. Regardless I believe that real doves stopped being used shortly after this ceremony!

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 3 months ago

Those poor birds are gonna have lung cancer because of a dude in a silly hat.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

A soul in tension that's learning to fly,

Condition grounded, but determined to try,

Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies,

Tongue-tied and twisted, just an earthbound misfit, I

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 3 points 3 months ago

Wait 'til the pigeon pope hears about this; pope wars, all over again.

/ very poopy pope wars.

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Good. Fuck seagulls. Fucking pricks

[+] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social -25 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Sky rats. Nothing of value lost.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

[–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Gulls are pretty cool.

[–] ours@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (3 children)

You must not live near them.

So cool to be woken up when these bastards decide to have a screaming match at 3 in the morning.

[–] LwL@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Idk i do and still think they're pretty cool. Also assholes and extremely loud, but cool nonetheless.

[–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Wait, do you sleep outside or what? How are your walls not able to cancel out gull screams?

[–] ours@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

During hot summers, windows are partially open (AC not common in European homes). For a couple of years, there was this one gull who took the surrounding rooftops as its place to be. It would perch on a corner and just yell it's damn lungs off randomly at all times of the day.

I also saw one gull trying to fuck up a crane (the bird) today. And another summer, one gull tried to eat a baby duckling. Duck momma went nuclear and smacked that gull into giving up.

[–] Peter_Arbeitslos@feddit.org 0 points 3 months ago

AGAB? xD

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Walls, yes, but most houses have windows also. Even apartments that are higher up and closer to the sound!

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 0 points 3 months ago

Pigeons are probably worst

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