A community for Cartographers with nothing left to lose.
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We are agents of chaos I've created this to be the alternative to the community I used to manage on the website that shalt not be named "mapporncirclejerk"
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Not enough fuck you in those lines. You need to have the borders cut off historical populations from each other or put a bunch of clashing ethnic groups in the same state. Like make a border running right through paris or smash all the balkans back together.
Suggestions for maximum chaos and discord:
Ahem, Ireland would like a word…
Like splitting a bunch of hungarians off from hungary or putting a bunch of croats and serbs in the same country... oh wait /s
they would have created borders in a way, that one country always consists of two nations/tribes that don't like each other.
the map simply shows straightened borders for existing countries...
...and call that country "Belgium"
You should probably confine that sort of remark to something artistic.
How dare you use that word!
"country"
Zeg, zal 't een beetje gaa jong?
🇧🇪 😂
I think we settle this a while ago that that’s not a real country
Like a Yugoslavia?
Colonization 101.
You, the colonizer, land on an island with three tribes. Call them Lions, Tigers, and Bears. The Lions are 50% of the population, and control 80% of the wealth. The Tigers are 40% of the population and control 15% of the wealth. The Bears are 10% of the population and have 5% of the wealth. You recruit the Bears to be your army and promise them 10% of the wealth. They love you because you've made them richer than they were before, and they get pay back against the folks who were their enemies forever.
I'd imagine there'd also be borders set within a given "tribe" where one group's land was split between different colonizing powers and the different colonies ended up with different governments and possibly languages from one another.
Which of course makes identifying borders really hard. This is why they often follow distinct geography features like rivers and mountain ranges, or form a line between distinct features.
Also never known of an entire continent acting as a single force.
What's with Belarus having a schlong?
Yeah, this is way too respectful of ethnic groups.
Crimea is Ukraine.
It sure wouldn't be if it was Sykes or Picot drawing those borders.
Why the fuck is Kalliningrad still in this map?
Like are there any such situations in other colonized continents?
The Gambia
Does Michigan count?
cant wait for my new life in squaremany, might even hop over to squain or squance
Germany is pretty much SpongeBob shaped
I’m from Oklahomarus.
I like the way nothing really changed in Ireland. Hehe, we sure got screwed
If Ireland had been colonized
"If"
What would they be called?
Texaly
[off topic?]
Great alternate history science fiction novel. What if the Black Plague had killed 99% of the European population. Who would have stepped up?
Isn't that what happened anyway?
No, the Black Death killed about half of the population.
I'll edit.
Boxy Bulgaria becomes boxier.