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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Des@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

it's hot now so i've started doing cold brewing in my french press. it's really good i can't believe they charge so much for the premade stuff

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[–] egg1918@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

I JUST MADE COFFEE

[–] blame@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

let us go to the coffee shop and buy a coffee and drink the coffee and eat a small sweet treat with the coffee and be refreshed and recharged to continue working for 5 more hours.

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

HEY! I JUST MADE A FRESH POT OF COFFEE!

[–] buh@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

As long as it’s coffee flavored

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

HEY, DO YOU WANT SOME CAWFEEEE???

[–] gingerbrat@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago

coffee sounds good

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I would like some cawfee doggirl-hi

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm a crow I would love some cawwwwfeee catgirl-happy

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

DO YOU WANT SOME FRESH CAWFEEE???

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 4 days ago
[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 1 points 4 days ago

I'm pretty certain it's not just coffee at this point..

[–] ivanovsky@lemm.ee 1 points 4 days ago

Pour over or French press or disgusto-matic

[–] TheDeed@hexbear.net 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I'm a brand hog, what brand of coffee?

It neess to be Zapatistas

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