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Step down from Doge, open the files and lay bare this administration.
Offer to buyback every single Cybertruck.
Appoint a board of directors elected by Tesla employees, with representatives from each department to manage the long term goals and policy of Tesla.
Make a low cost, highly configurable electric car. Essentially an electric 90's Civic.
Or better yet. Pay me 500 million a year and I'll do all of this for you.
The first disassembly line to recover the materials from the swastidumpter. Ha ha!
No, no. Finally build that new roadster and trucks! :)
There are other, indirect ways to hurt Tesla.
For example, when I call a cab, I tell the dispatcher I don't want to ride in a Tesla taxi. And one dispatcher a few weeks ago told me I wasn't the only one requesting that.
Has he considered resigning?
That's not enough. As long as Musk owns even one share of Tesla, he makes money each time a Tesla car sells, and a lot of people including I can't stomach that.
I might consider purchasing a Tesla vehicle if I knew Musk doesn't get any of my money. As long as he gets even one cent of my money, I'll buy some other brand.
The whole board and major investors condoned this. Fuck the whole brand. Now and forever. They don't need to be redeemed if they do the right thing, we'll be fine without them. The smart people that actually make things happen will go work for better companies.
He handpicked the board
Exactly. Fuck them.
Reinstate Eberhard and Tarpenning.
From life...
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Goodbye, Tesla, and good riddance. Some salutes will never be forgotten.
It's all fun and games until your billion dollar company gets taken down.
Better CEO choice than Elon Musk.
He hasn't shot any migrants from his window in the morning. Maybe shoot migrants from your window? I don't known, that's the part I remember most about Schindler's list.
That could boost sales right?
Elon was never the guy who made Tesla work. He's just a rich guy who bought it and then had to be insulated from running it because his ideas suck.
The insulation had to happen with spacex and paypal too btw... This guy is not really good.
IIRC one of the big issues with Twitter was it didn't have anything set up to insulate the business from Musk's idiot whims.
Become a Nazi lose your company. You have been warned.
I'm afraid we need a good ryme, or a 3 word chant in order for it to actually resonate... anyone got a go woke go broke equivelant for nazi's or white supremacists.
Go nazi go kamikaze?
There is one very easy way to save Telsa. Musk needs leave and divest. The company can’t have anything to do with him anymore.
Well that's guaranteed bankruptcy.
He owns 20% of an extremely overvalued meme stock (market capitalization of Tesla = almost all top 10 car manufacturers COMBINED), if he dumps them, then everyone will get margin called
And any other CEO would not be able to pump the meme stock telling the "self driving in 6 month" lie for years and years without being indicted for stock manipulation
without being indicted for stock manipulation
The SEC is dead and he has presidential pocket pardons.
Couldn't a SPAC buy it out if/once he "comes to Jesus" and steps down as CEO and divests?
Essentially a reformation of the publicly traded company? Granted, these are just my own "pie in the sky" musings.
Ultimately, I think it's logically consistent to want to have Tesla do well as a company, but also still be against Elon Musk in everything he stands for. Personally, I would also discontinue the cyber truck and refocus towards producing an affordable and reliable EV starting at less than $30K. I don't think any of this is going to happen, mind you.
Maybe you could just make like a tree and leave?
Bezos car company is a lot more practical. I just wish it wasn’t bezos.
He also threw a bunch of money into Rivian. He’s basically investing in companies that can make a a delivery truck that is cheaper to run and maintain.
Bet he regrets stopping people from burning down Tesla stores now cause he was claiming insurance for those.
I’m sure Tesla gets an exemption from those battery cell tariffs.
How much that affects product price and influences consumers and the stock price is another question.
Let's put that briefcase back in his hand so he can be left holding it when Tesla's stock tanks
Maybe if that $56bn bonus goes through he’ll think of something. Heh.
He's and the board are going to sell sell sell. It's done.
He bought it. He can save it by selling it and all the stock he has in it. The faster he fades into obscurity the better off humanity will be.