[-] girl@lemm.ee 84 points 10 months ago

why lol

[-] Tandybaum@lemmy.world 48 points 10 months ago

If you can find me a better way to acquire a 20x Queen sheet I’m all ears.

I call it a queens harem sheet.

[-] JickleMithers@kbin.social 41 points 10 months ago

But why do you need such a large sheet?

[-] tacosplease@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

For cat and mouse and other such parachute games

[-] JickleMithers@kbin.social 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Fair enough. I was thinking you stitched 20 queen size mattresses together too lol.

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Tandy’s got a point.

[-] Tandybaum@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Boom, still got it

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Classic Tandy.

[-] CmdrShepard@lemmy.one 13 points 10 months ago

OP's mom is coming for a visit.

[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 48 points 10 months ago

[-] MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world 41 points 10 months ago

Well now it's all dirty

[-] CmdrShepard@lemmy.one 13 points 10 months ago

Now OP needs to create a 20x sized washing machine.

[-] Wage_slave@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

But because of this one life hack, it's just one that's all dirty.

If they weren't so thoughtfully put together as such, then they'd all be dirty.

People still wondering just what the fuck it's for hate this one hack.

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 16 points 10 months ago

I remember this "theorem"(?) about how is impossible to fold a paper sheet more that 6 times and this lady glt herself a gigantic thin sheet and folded it like 8 times. OP, fold that and told us how many folds you get.

[-] canthidium@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

Mythbusters debunked this, although they used a football field sized sheet and forklifts, but they were able to fold it 11 times. The myth they tested was 7 times being impossible.

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 11 points 10 months ago

Another myth is that because the thickness doubles on every fold that it would reach the moon before you could fold it .. X times.

I'm bored, so I figured it out. A thin piece of office paper (0.05 mm) would need to folded 43 times to reach the moon.

The world record is 12.

[-] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 4 points 10 months ago

I thought it was 7?

[-] prenatal_confusion@lemmy.one 1 points 10 months ago

Iirc it was toilet paper. Nice aspect ratio for such shenanigans.

[-] linearchaos@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Now you just need a $10k projector and a 4:3 movie

[-] Zorque@kbin.social 1 points 10 months ago

Nah, that's when you play 12 player couch co-op mario kart.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 10 months ago

Yo momma soooo fat...

[-] Teon@kbin.social 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

So... the orgy is at your house this weekend? Cool!
Is it BYOL? (bring your own lube)

[-] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

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[-] reddig33@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Looks wasteful.

[-] Chemical@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

[-] Tandybaum@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

cool cool

[-] ThatOneDudeFromOhio@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Tifo?

[-] tacosplease@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I like it.

[+] Tandybaum@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

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[+] LemmyFeed@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

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[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

Amateur. My gf will still steal the sheet.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world -4 points 10 months ago

Amateur. My gf will still steal the sheet.

[+] Gadg8eer@lemmy.dbzer0.com -10 points 10 months ago

Wait, hol up

I don't think your math is right. That's 5x length and 4x width, not 20x length and width. If I was suddenly 20x bigger without changing my proportions, I doubt that would even be a facecloth to me.

[-] Doombot1@lemmy.one 28 points 10 months ago

…and 5*4=20, therefore, it’s 20x the total area, or 20x the size

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 8 points 10 months ago

If it was 20x the length and 20x the width, it'd be 400x the size.....

[-] kyle1320@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

If your weight increased to 20x your current weight, without changing proportions, you would be about 2.7x your current height, width, and depth.

...just like OP's mum.

[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

You're overthinking. If you take 20 things and combine them, it's 20 times the size of one of them.

[-] CmdrShepard@lemmy.one 2 points 10 months ago

What if they're 20 Russian nesting doll pieces?

[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Those have never been proven to exist

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𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓰𝓱

𝓛𝓾𝓫𝓮

Mildly Interesting