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[–] gregheffley@hexbear.net 46 points 2 years ago

Palestinians: there is a huge fascist state that is actively trying to kill me Israelis: my treat flow is stopping

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 43 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Jotting down the username so I can DM spoilers when it comes out

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Here's an early spoiler: invading Gaza will accomplish exactly as much as bombing Gaza or blockading Gaza

[–] emizeko@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

:unlimited-power:

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago

conscription is fucked but this guy's friends are volunteering and he's gonna volunteer too.

eat shit and die

[–] neo@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago

He's right. I'd also rather play Spider-Man than participate in a war. Maybe he should convince all his friends to play Spider-Man rather than enlist?

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

huh, okay, so it's u/itsEreztheZedMain that absolutely nobody should pm spider man spoilers to

alright, thanks for the heads up, wouldn't want that to happen huh

[–] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lol damn, see personally I just preordered Spider-Man 2 and am planning to play lots of it, and all I had to do was not be an active participant in colonialism and genocide.

It’s crazy, all I had to do was not join the IDF and I’ll get to play all the Spider-Man I want

[–] Runcible@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I am not going to read it again and makje sure, but I thought they thought they'd still be playing it at launch but wouldn't get to share that experience with their friends. I can't tell if that's better because of some amount of communal spirit or worse because the complaint being even more trivial in context.

[–] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nah his friends got conscripted and he enlisted early to be with them

[–] Runcible@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

so solidarity but bad. sad times

[–] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 2 years ago

MRW I can't enjoy my treats because I have to go do some genocide 😢

[–] ProfessorAdonisCnut@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Peer pressured friend groups enlisting for war, famously a great idea

[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

No death is as painful as this fascist deserves

[–] wombat@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

stalin shouldn't have stopped at berlin

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They targeted gamers. Gamers.

[–] Venus@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Imagine getting peer pressured into going and joining a war to defend your genocidal country that I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt in suggesting you were born in and haven't had the chance to leave

Just lmao

I have this hope that in the presence of justice we can all be this excited about our treats instead of war. We'd know that our 20 hours of labor meant a comfortable world. The only standing up we'd have to do in that future would be against fascism and intolerance that people with old bones like us talk about when we mention defunct countries like Israel. I'd rather 10 gamers than 1 imperial pawn.

[–] Markiplier@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They're just like us 🥰