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[–] obinice@lemmy.world 89 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Is this fake, or does this guy fuck his sister?

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 54 points 1 day ago

I think you are mistaken in something. You assume that his sister would let him. He 100% wants to fuck her, but he probably isn't.

Both things could be true.

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He must since he doesn't fuck his wife.

[–] MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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Oh, he fucks her, she's just dry as the desert.

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[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 189 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Apparently it's snowflake night on Lemmy.

Edit: She's apparently a trad-wife conservative piece of shit. Unfortunate.

Double edit:

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 97 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 123 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 56 points 1 day ago

Don't make ben relatable

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[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 122 points 1 day ago (3 children)

[read in a sped up voice] According to Judeo-Christian values, a three inch penis is actually very large and it means you are very smart if you are a traditional conservative.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is that supposed to be read or read?

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Depends if you are in a fugue state.

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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 24 points 1 day ago

Excellent tits, no doubt, but that horrible Ben Shapiro face cancels them out.

[–] smokingpistol@lemm.ee 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She has some great New York boobs!

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

ok I'm a lesbian and haven't heard of New York boobs please define

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You know it's some serious boob business when the lesbians get involved.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

am I supposed to be more discerning with tiddies? because I am not

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I... I don't know! It's what the Queer Ancients have told me. I'm just a frail little homo, please don't hurt me. 🥺

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

don't worry I'm a femme i'm too pink and frilly to hurt things lol

[–] smokingpistol@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

lol it’s a Dave Chappelle skit

[–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is terrifying to link to after what you just said

But they are great boobs and that's what's important. I do this not for me, but for us all.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Thank you for your service 🫡

(that was great comedy and great boobs lol)

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 83 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] frog@feddit.uk 38 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Evil temptation is supposed to be tempting. Elizabeth Hurley in Bedazzled taught me that.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

How can she be hot when her last name it literally vomity.

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[–] nectar45@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago

Hate him all you want, he is speaking facts here

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 65 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 61 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Apparently she did some camming under a pseudonym like 7 years ago. I can’t recall the name anymore, but it was not a gratifying discovery.

[–] Firoaren@sh.itjust.works 54 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

For what it’s worth, I was sincere. And they were nothing to write home about.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There was an article written about this.

Apparently the nudes of Abigail Shapiro is really of a camgirl named Rachel MFC.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 day ago

Looked it up and those are, indeed, the jubblies I witnessed.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 21 points 1 day ago

This is very important, what's Rachel's political viewpoint 🧐

[–] lefixxx@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

It wasn't her

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[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Creepy little freak is perving on his own sister.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 53 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I mean, you are aware these texts aren't real right

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 33 points 1 day ago (3 children)

If John Paul satire is so smart, how come he's dead?

Satire is dead and we killed it.

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[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Oh, she's hot but a psycho

So left but she's right, though

At night, she's screamin'

"I'm-ma-ma-ma out my mind"

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

I can fix her, I'm sure of it.

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