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[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 61 points 8 months ago (1 children)

sure what the hell. Announce thirteen billion percent tariffs next. 73 quintillion percent. eleventy gabillion percent. 29 brazillian percent. 35 dodecagorillion percent. who cares.

[–] eyyImwalkin@hexbear.net 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)

a honktillion percent. the honk is for honkey

[–] shath@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

crackerillion

[–] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 50 points 8 months ago

If even a single solar cell makes it to America from Asia, the US will collapse.

[–] Civility@hexbear.net 49 points 8 months ago

Because 3,402% isn't quite enough but 3,404% would be going too far.

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 45 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Just ban them? Call them terrorist cells or something

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 36 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

no-choice We had no choice but to nuke the Sun for giving material support to Terrorist Cells.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 35 points 8 months ago
[–] jack@hexbear.net 31 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Really glad I work in the solar industry and the president is actively trying to destroy it!

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago

Kudos to you for managing to get into one of the few arguably beneficial sectors of the economy, though

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 28 points 8 months ago

Not high enough, make the tariffs one bazillion, kazillion percent. trump-kubrick-stare

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 28 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Empire is just comically floppy-parrot because it has no real answer.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago
[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

How dare you.

3421%

[–] blame@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago

path of exile ass tariffs

[–] shath@hexbear.net 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago

"Mr. President - US tariffs are as high as about 3,400% on solar cells from Southeast Asia. But now you're saying—"

"Excuse me, excuse me. You are the lying fake news media."

"I... I don't understand."

"I know you don't understand - lying fake news media. 3,40 and 3 percent."

"Ah. But now you're saying you're going to double that? We're trying to get clarity."

"Yeah, double. So 9,80 and 6 percent."

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago
[–] AnarchoAnarchist@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

Missing a great meme opportunity to do 9001% Tariffs.