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[–] cerealkiller@hexbear.net 40 points 10 months ago

Bro saw JD and just peaced out

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 35 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
[–] roux@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

Sounds more like he was newb life.

[–] Aradino@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago
[–] Dr_Gabriel_Aby@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago

Can someone edit the Pope replacing the NCAA trophy in that clip of Vance

[–] borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 10 months ago

JD slipped him a cyanide pill

[–] Vampire@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You should start a news website in this style.

[–] Dr_Gabriel_Aby@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

I’m gonna be 72trillion for all the dumb headline only readers on the site.

Brain rot news updates:

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago
[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The Pope dies on Easter? That's a dark omen.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Orcocracy@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Easter Monday is part of the Easter holiday in many places.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

i'm only familiar with that in the context of having the day off of school because so many people would call out travelling back from a family gathering, not any direct religious significance

[–] Boynomoder@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago

Idk I think it’s fitting

[–] roux@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago
[–] Super_Lumalo@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 10 months ago

PAPIEŻA OBRAŻAJOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

More like Nope Francis

[–] someone@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

"Details later".

[–] RION@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

Conclave reference???

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] Dr_Gabriel_Aby@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

Poop fell out butt. Dead on arrival

[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

Light ceremonial hookah and keep blazing until new pope. EZ.

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Abandon all pope, ye who enter here

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

clangs bell Bring out the Pope

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

The audacity of pope

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago
[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago
[–] sempersigh@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

MORDECAI AND RIGBY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THIS TIME

[–] neroiscariot@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

Time for gladio 2.0, but dumber

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago