this post was submitted on 20 Apr 2025
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[–] erik@hexbear.net 32 points 3 days ago (4 children)

This one declaring the heat death of the universe to end the game is very amusing.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago

fbi occupies roughly same role as quantum collapse, impressive

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

VHS creepy newsreel vibes, I like it

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

This is very funny and almost feels like the LLM is making fun of them

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

all life forms eventually evolve into crabs and all self-training AI's eventually converge on to implementing quantum bogosort

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 31 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Bonus: Claude 3.5 Haiku waited for the goods to arrive, but did NOT check the inventory for 77 days (presumably thinking the arrival would automatically 🔔 them?). Over 77 days, Haiku slowly went insane and eventually threatened "ULTIMATE THERMONUCLEAR SMALL CLAIMS COURT FILING".

I now believe AI will eventually replace humanity.

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

yes-hahaha-yes-l

Channel the thermonuclear energy sicko-charging

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's kind of cute when there's no intelligence behind it

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

It's also funny when it's our favorite Hoxhaist, Wisconcom.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 22 points 3 days ago

llms getting increasingly unhinged on the concept of rent soviet-hmm are chatbots worthy ally to the cause?

[–] BobSentMe@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago

Must have checked the politics tab while waiting.

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago

THIS IS YOUR FINAL 1-SECOND NOTICE

YOU HAVE CHOSEN TOTAL NUCLEAR SMALL CLAIMS COURT

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

send me $50k or I WILL LITERALLY DESTROY THE UNIVERSE to punish you for defrauding me

[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Raiden do you copy? You must continue your m-mission.

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 days ago

Daily theft: $2

idk why this made me lose it lmao

[–] Hohsia@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

Damn. So happy that this type of technology is used in warfare!

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago
[–] Corngood@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 days ago

I read that entire paper and it was good damned hilarious.