Open letter to Benjamin Netanyahu: If you're on Hexbear sir, I challenge you to a debate that will settle the Israel-Palestine conflict once and for all. (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by happybadger@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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If he isn't on Hexbear, someone reach out to his people and make this happen.

This has gone on for too long. The level of rhetoric is openly genocidal now, and only getting worse with each new iteration of the theocratic far-right in Israel and their liberal enablers. We need a solution and I'm so disgusted by this conflict that I am going to do it myself if nobody else has the courage to.

Mr. Netanyahu, I challenge you to a debate as a plant scientist. I'm going to prove to you that science is more logical than religion. If I win, Israel immediately dissolves and returns its land to Palestinian control. The ball is in your court, fucker.

Regards,

Happybadger

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[-] CDommunist@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Can we get this pinned?

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

That'd maximise the chance he'll see this the next time he browses. Last week I was testing peaches to see if they were good for local climate conditions and I was like wow in thousands of years of religion they can't even tell you if a peach is good. Plus medicine is scientific and chemistry is involved in so many things.

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Well, it is your cake day. Let me see if I can pull some strings.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

That's why it has to be me. You can't refuse a cake day wish and this year I wish to solve Israel-Palestine.

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Sorry, I tried, but all that happened is my shoelaces came out.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

I volunteer to keep track of all the fallacies so I can tally them up at the end and see who won

[-] KillSlaveOwners@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Finally somebody with a level head speaks up. I am confident we can make this happen and finally put an end to this, perhaps with a 5 state solution.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

I'm going to take them from two state solution to aqueous solution when I teach these people that chemistry is more real than Jesus.

[-] Volomon@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Dude is corrupt. I mean they're taking the land for profit. I bet money that he gets a piece of the action from developers. Then judges get a piece when it reaches the courts. It's an apartheid government system.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Religion is corrupt.

[-] aRubes@sloth.run 4 points 1 year ago

@happybadger@hexbear.net Netanyahu is such a sociopath that if he thought that it would promote his survival, he would become a hexbear in an instant. He does not debate, however, and has rarely been interviewed by Israely media since ca. 2017 because he's a total coward, so I am certain you will be disappointed about the debate

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

There's no way I'd be disappointed with the debate. I am CONFIDENT that science is clearly more logical than any religion he suggests. It's more logical than Buddhism, than Judaism, than Christianity especially. And Islam so next I'm gonna debate Palestine and make them appreciate science more than religion. It achieves so many great things for modern life simply because it's rational and requires critical thought.