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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 12 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

I feel like Lemmy is starting to have a real problem with houlier-than-thou posting.

Life is fucking shit, if people want to cope through that with a little recreational drug use, let them enjoy that small pleasure. If you don't want to vape, more power to you, just don't act like it makes you better than them.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

It’s just a joke based on a stereotype. It’s not that deep.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 10 points 22 hours ago

My bad, I was talking about comments in the thread, nit the meme itself.

[–] Auzy@aussie.zone 47 points 1 day ago (17 children)

A lot of them also vape in the building when they think they won't get caught

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[–] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 75 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (16 children)

I once insinuated that I hated the smell of vapes and people downvoted me, saying "noooo but blueberry muffin flavour actually smells so goooood"

Yeah okay buddy, I think you're one of the ones I'd find wandering the streets vaping in front of everyone

Edit: to the people currently downvoting me, you guys do know vaping can also give you cancer and increases your risk of respiratory disease, right? And by vaping in front of other people you're forcing that risk on to them, right? Grow a little empathy

[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago

i really don't care what you put in your body of your own volition, whether legal or not. go for it, i'm not in a place to look down on you. but just don't make me breathe in your vape cloud. I smoke and I will only smoke in private or amongst people who smoke with me, or who have given me an explicit thumbs up to smoke near them. to do otherwise would be douchy.

[–] Lightor@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

I was with you until you tried to lecture people on what's bad for them or not. Yes people know. Lots of things are bad for you, they are adults.

Did you know science has proven that being on social media is bad for you?

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is true, but it's so much better than walking through cig smoke, or smelling that shit in someone's car, or the nightmare of walking into someone's house that has tar all over the walls and furniture because they smoke in the house.

I'll take mass replacement of cigs with vape any day.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It's better poison, but it's still poison -A former vaper...vapist?

[–] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 4 points 21 hours ago

I would go with vaper. That other one sounds too much like that guy Brock Turner..

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[–] 5in1k@lemm.ee 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Because they have from the car to the door to do it then who knows how long.

[–] 3dmvr@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Because the vape makes me go from my hyper impusilve impatient regular self who I was long before vaping (and why I started using nicotine or seeked it out in the first place) and patient temporarily, I get like an hour at least out of that hit before entering a building, usually do it because I forgot to vape before leaving or while walking.

The issue isn't that I need to hit it right then and there, the issue always comes later when the restless legs kick in. Btw maybe not great to know for those with restless legs, ive had it forever growing up, nicotine/thc combo makes it go away temporarily and you can stop being distracted by your body and actually do stuff with full focus.

[–] 5in1k@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

No shade from me. I get it.

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Almost like it's an addiction

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[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 162 points 1 day ago (39 children)

Why do smokers of all kinds have to smoke right in front of the door of every fucking building?

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 95 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I remember when they did it INSIDE buildings. And cars. Schools, hospitals... if you lived through the 80's you just have the pervasive smell of tobacco registered as a prime core memory.

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[–] TaTTe@lemmy.world 77 points 1 day ago

Because they're selfish inconsiderate pricks who can't fathom how disgusting they truly are.

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