America sucks. Israel sucks. Capitalism is collapsing. Kill all slave owners. Fuck the police. Fuck centrists. Fuck landlords. McDonalds tastes like piss. I think rich people should be in gulags. Crackers can't cook. The Dems let Trump win. You probably can't even read this because your education system is gutted.

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[–] Ilixtze@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I just came to say hi to the volcel police.

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] Ilixtze@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

[–] jaxxed@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 weeks ago

Y'all need better hobbies.

But them again, all of your points are true (except there are plenty of crackers outside of the US that can cook)

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can't believe you forgot about bash the fash. Smh my head.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck I'm a FAKE ohnoes

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Are these polarizing statements? I think liberals would agree with all of them.

[–] muirc@hexbear.net 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Are you one of those conservatives that thinks "liberals" are commies? Can't imagine a single liberal that wouldn't froth at the mouth in anger over at least a few of these.

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

No, I'm not a conservative and I don't think liberals are commies.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

debatejak

[–] RickSorkin@lemm.ee 0 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Wow… this single post exemplifies everything I’ve heard of this instance since coming here. Credit where it’s due- I thought it was an exaggeration!

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

What aspect of the post do you disagree with, if any?

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