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[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 123 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 74 points 1 week ago

Literally braver than the troops gold-communist

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

If the private jet fits

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 115 points 1 week ago (3 children)

ELON_IS_A_PEDOPHILE: YOU HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS AND WILL DIE ALONE

[–] Parzivus@hexbear.net 92 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] machiabelly@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why don't we have a yakub emoji owl-pissed

[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago (4 children)

'cause yakub posting is actually banned.

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[–] Azarova@hexbear.net 39 points 1 week ago

tagline pls

[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 week ago

Haha got’em

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 99 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The entire stream people were whispering him to self-delete too lmao

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 51 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Does POE2 not have streamer settings to hide your character name and stuff? Or did Elon not know about them?

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 63 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would assume he is completely ignorant of it seeing as he could not beat the tutorial

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[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

/donotdisturb is 14 keystrokes away. Which is messed up because that's one of his 2 favorite numbers.

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[–] Parzivus@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There is a command to disable DMs. He did not know about it and blocked people one by one the whole stream

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

First time he worked on his life.

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[–] buh@hexbear.net 88 points 1 week ago (8 children)
[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 89 points 1 week ago (3 children)

He has his own private jet and can basically do whatever he wants and he chooses to be a cyberbullied loser on a video game

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 46 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Seriously! He could be on his way to literally anywhere in the world to do literally anything he can think of and he still looks like a depressed assistant manager of a failing GameStop having to deal with 30-somethings complaining about their PS3 trade-ins

[–] MasterBlaster@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Seriously! He could be on his way to literally anywhere in the world to do literally anything he can think of

well, except make a genuine human connection. that's something a lot of people in that income bracket struggle with, and might partially explain why his current aesthetic is depressed assistant manager.

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

well yea, I think that comes with the territory of being mind-meltingly wealthy, being that rich separates anyone from relating to humanity

I think that's why none of these rich freaks ever do anything fun with their wealth. The only other people they can even attempt to relate to are also unimaginably rich, and the only thing they have left are ~~dick~~ wealth measuring contests

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

If I had more money than I could handle I'd have a shitload if friends cause I'd be giving away lots and lots of money. People are only being my friend cause money? Whatever, the ones who stick around after I give them a shitload of money are the real ones then. Who cares?

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[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

Let us consider the behavior of other private jet guys, let him be a cyberbullied loser.

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[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 54 points 1 week ago

record scratch and freeze frame Yep, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got here? Well it all begins with a diamond mine in apartheid south africa...

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This is the face of a school shooter...

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago

Can this be the new :polface: ?

[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago

Concerning.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Hi! I'm Elon, but you can call me the Fasciverce Chuck!

I'm a proud white supremacist man from Los Angeles (52yo).

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[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 77 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Most successful Capitalist cyber bullied from private jet

Also really hope there's a VOD of this somewhere ngl

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Quinn did another play by play if you don't mind him cackling like a hyena

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdW1ENT-T-k

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[–] dead@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

The full vod is still on his twitter. doesn't play with xcancel. He plays for 2 hours and doesn't make it past the first zone. People spam him with DMs the whole time.

https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1mrGmPleodQKy

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 59 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't think Israel killed JFK but everything else in this screenshot is 100% true.

[–] leftAF@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

There's as much evidence as Oswald having done it at this point (the Angleton Church committee testimony looks real bad IMO and that guy has several statues in Israel... Head of CIA counterintel at the time of the assassination, no statues in the US). But I do wonder if it's some network in the ruling class trying to keep the door open for an about face wrt Israel, and leave EU/Germany holding the bag somehow.

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The israelis spend a ton of resources promoting the idea that their spies and soldiers are all Liam Neeson from Taken so I think there's a non-zero chance that the 'israel killed JFK' narrative is being promoted by the IDF online just for the clout. Manipulating conspiracy theorists is how trump got people willing to run into traffic for him so I imagine anyone with a propaganda division is trying things like this out

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This. Also might run favor with the Nazis in the US who would use it as evidence that all Jews are evil because of course they would

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[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 57 points 1 week ago

youre-awful stealing valor from gamers? That's where I draw the line, Elon.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 51 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hogs are bad at the game and thus demand an easy mode. This applies to real life too.

[–] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

marx was an esports legend

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Marx would have been Grandmaster in League of Legends AND Starcraft 2. He would smurf on his offdays. (He wasnt perfect)

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm bad at games and real life and would like an easy mode for both too plz

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Tru but we don't demand it be done by switching other people's normal mode to hard

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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago

dude put more thought into that bow than he has into any of his kids

[–] Aphelion@lemm.ee 27 points 1 week ago

Hahaha nice!

Even i died to tutorial boss only twice and i have like 10 chars and i'm bad at this game. I would like to see him take on Arbiter who spam 1 hit kills every second.

[–] Sulv@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Shit Elon plays the same class as me

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