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[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 76 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Who were the dumb as fuck Russians that bought Cyber trucks? Lmao the end of the Soviet union destroyed that country hard

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 69 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Kadyrov widely promoted these vehicles, touting their effectiveness in terms of mobility and their ability to operate in difficult terrains.

lol

[–] WafflesTasteGood@hexbear.net 41 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sounds like some middle manager that believes 110% of whatever slop the salesman says.

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 25 points 2 weeks ago

It is so annoying to debate someone whose only material knowledge is remembering what the 4 page sales brochure claims.

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago

I kinda assumed he was doing a bit

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 41 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's some regional Chechen leader. Still part of Russia but they govern with a degree of autonomy from the Russian state.

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 28 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks for clarifying

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 61 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

So.. he wanted to rely on an overpriced mobile trashbomb bought from a NATO country that could be disabled remotely during a war against their puppet while live streaming himself to the enemy.

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 54 points 2 weeks ago

Akhmat Kadyrov's forces beat the Russian army in the first Chechen war using guerilla ambush tactics only for his son to send them out years later in fucking cybertrucks

[–] huf@hexbear.net 53 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

what's more likely? that they were disabled remotely or that they're just being cybertrucks and failing instantly when they encounter a grain of sand?

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 37 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"they were touted for their offroad capabilities" for the same cost they couldve airlifted a dozen hiluxes out of Syria that have greater range, armament, and offroad reliability than these fucking dorkass mobiles

[–] huf@hexbear.net 23 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

they could've got a hundred lada nivas, even those have to be way better at off roading than the rustbucket

also, i'm pretty sure you cant throw an egg in russia without finding someone who has experience fixing ladas with a paper bag and a wrench.

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And if that wasn't enough, how about this

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

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[–] Lochat@hexbear.net 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Either way, for the first time in my life, I'm not blaming Elon Musk. This is roadrunner vs. coyote level dumb-shittiery. Straight up running into a poorly painted rock level of incompetence. An entire, "Sure, I know this tunnel wasn't there an hour ago... but I see a tunnel now!" levels of cartoonish idiocy. Child shit. Buying a Meta Quest 3 for the front lines so soldiers could masturbate to 3d porn for morale purposes and to encourage soldiers being sent to the front line would be a better use of money, 100% unironically, make a bigger pro-Russia impact on the war. And I'm talking 1-to-1, not 1-to-100's, based on cost.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago

oh yes, buying an awful car made by your direct enemy WHILE you're fighting a war with them... and then sending it to the front

putin clearly has to push more people through windows cos this level of idiocy is dangerous

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 39 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

How would you even tell between a cybertruck that has been deliberately disabled by elon musk and a cybertruck that has simply died after experiencing no tampering whatsoever?

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 38 points 2 weeks ago

L for buying cars that can be disabled remotely.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm amazed the trucks even made it out of the parking lot tbh.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago

Truly a liberation day miracle 🙏

Toyota Hilux stays winning

technical

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 28 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I would simply not buy a Cybertruck

And win the war

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

I'm just built different lol

[–] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 2 weeks ago

The fucking cybertechnicals, I can't even

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 24 points 2 weeks ago

Absolute clown, be glad they disabled the trucks and aren't tracking their movements for intel gathering.

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 22 points 2 weeks ago

It just seems like such a remarkably stupid choice for a myriad of reasons

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 18 points 2 weeks ago
[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 15 points 2 weeks ago

Thats what you get when you buy some battlestar Galactica looking hunk of junk

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Reminder that a few weeks ago the youtuber mark rober posted a video where he makes a self driving Tesla crash by pointing at a painted-on tunnel, looney-tunes style: https://youtu.be/IQJL3htsDyQ

[–] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Well that's kind of his fault isn't it? Why would you trust an enemy country to manufacture your military equipment in a time of war?

[–] jaxxed@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

Puff piece, perhaps for Telsa promo. The Kadyrovites were never really going to use ther cyber trucks in actual combat.