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[–] skozzii@lemmy.ca 32 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Suprised it still runs and didn't just shut down. Software based cars are the worst idea ever.

[–] takeda@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

To be fair, they put a truckload on the thing. Is it supposed to carry 4500kg in a trailer?

[–] takeda@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Here's the full video.

https://youtu.be/ubUXNSWGth0

I don't drive with trailers, but the Dodge Ram has no issues.

Their claim also was 11,000lbs

[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Their claim also was 11,000lbs

You mean Tesla claims that car can tow 11,000lbs? If so, that's crazy.

[–] takeda@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago

Lol, the "truck" part on the name was supposed to be serious?!

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What happened? Did a humming bird poop on it?!

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Somebody frowned at it.

[–] troybot@midwest.social 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Johnny-5 had much better build quality even after Oscar's thugs tried to kill him.

[–] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A Hot Wheels car has better build quality.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Micro Machines, even.

[–] SirMaple__@lemmy.ca 23 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

If the ladies don't find you handsome, at least they'll find you handy!

[–] Punchshark@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 points 2 days ago

It's almost ripe, gonna combust any time now!

[–] Anissem@lemmy.ml 17 points 3 days ago

That’s within spec tolerance according to Tesla

[–] zephorah@lemm.ee 16 points 3 days ago

Is this why the car only comes in duct tape silver-grey?

[–] painfulasterisk1@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 days ago

If they use duct tape, that counts as a modification. Elmo will throw another fit and sue them.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 9 points 3 days ago

Should sell it and buy a real car instead of a meme.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 3 days ago

It’ll buff out.

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago

They backed into something.

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 5 points 3 days ago

The good news is any tin-knocker can take care of that.