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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 6 days ago

Prepaid, my phone credit only lasts a month, whether I use it or not. So I'm actually always on wifi, or offline

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 114 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (16 children)

For Europeans, who don't understand: In America they have limits on mobile data in single digits of GB.

[–] windowsphoneguy@feddit.org 60 points 1 week ago

As a German over 20 I very much understand

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 week ago

Canada too, our telecom companies are... bad

I got into the habit of downloading anything I wanted to watch / read on the bus. That offline reddit app was nice, and even though I don't need it now I'd probably download a lemmy version of it

I also set up an IFTTT thing back then which would turn off data and turn on wifi based on location

[–] EditsHisComments@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Depending on the contract you sign. Some have unlimited data options, others have only a couple gigs. But back in the early days of mobile data, unlimited options were rare and going beyond your limit meant potentially hundreds more in expenses for the month

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

When I got my first cellphone, I had VERY few minutes I could call, and texts were very expensive.

I’m so thankful I have infinite data now hahaha

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I had 400mb a month for years and it was plenty for me (European).

[–] remon@ani.social 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I guess that can work if you're basically just texting. But that's barely enough for 2 youtube videos. I don't think that qualifies as "plenty" for most people.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 6 points 1 week ago

I have 1GB/m and rarely use half of it. I just don't watch YT when I'm outside. And it's plenty for looking at beans on Lemmy.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Image compression is good enough that even when browsing Lemmy regularly I don't use more than 200mb and I only watch videos at home or very rarely download them onto my phone in advance (I do this for music especially).

I really don't know why people have so much data. I currently have some weird contract where it's cheaper to get 50gb than something reasonable so I'm not even careful anymore.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I go through 400mb a DAY

A single song can be half that in lossless hahaha

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[–] savvywolf@pawb.social 5 points 1 week ago

UK here, I pay £5 a month for 3GB. I could pay more for more, but I don't really need it.

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

And Canada unfortunately.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 5 points 1 week ago

Honestly I think most people have unlimited nowadays but other plans definitely exist

[–] ugjka@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I pay 18.16 euros for unlimited data calls texts

[–] silverlose@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Do you get throttled if you go over a certain limit?

I’m Canadian and we’re all getting FLEECED.

[–] ugjka@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, last month I used little over a terabyte without persecutions

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Wait you don’t get unlimited data? With a fair usage policy.

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[–] normis@lemm.ee 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Here in europe we turn off the wifi intentionally when at home, since 5G is often faster

[–] Grimtuck@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

In rural UK I have unlimited 4g data and use hotspot for my PC's internet connection. It's about the same as the copper line would be so I don't bother with it.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Can't relate, am european.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago

Laughs in unlimited

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Meanwhile, here I am with a €5 a month,100GB plan, of which I manage to use hardly less than 10% every month.

[–] creation7758@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Seed some torrents for the rest of us

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 days ago

I intend to, the moment I get my new system uo and running.

[–] yonder@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Where I live, you can spend triple that amount for just SMS and Calling.

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[–] Overshoot2648@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

unlimited for $25 here and it's pretty nice.

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[–] Themadbeagle@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

This post literally reminded me I had my WiFi turned off and that I needed to turn it back on, thank you stranger.

[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Are people not aware that 5G unlimited plans are cheap and plentiful now?

Find a MVNO that works for you and enjoy all the data.

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

Not here in Canada. The telecoms have a huge monopoly that they abuse to jack prices up to ridiculous amounts. 5G + Unlimited is well over 100 CAD where I am.

[–] guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

You're joking right?

Those are Vidéotron's prices

And Bell is barely any better.

Canadian telecoms fucking suck.

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

We are. This meme is just 10 years old.

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[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Alternatively:

>When you watch porn on your phone, but you notice that you are not connected to Wi-Fi.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How do people use so much data? I've been on 6 hours and I barely use 10gb

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago (5 children)

6 hours

barely 10GB

what???

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Voyager needed 950 MB the last 30 days.

Edit: we've been wooshed?

[–] limerod@reddthat.com 4 points 1 week ago

This was me in the old days. Fortunately, unlimited 5G and wifi at work and home negates this issue. And for times when you don't get one. That 1-2GB is sufficient.

[–] remon@ani.social 2 points 1 week ago

Seems plenty for just 3 hours?

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would say I can relate, but even my very first smartphone automatically connected to Wifi

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 1 week ago (12 children)

Many people turn WiFi off when leaving the house as they don’t want it randomly trying to connect to other networks.

Then you forget to turn it back on. Although with unlimited data I don’t really care.

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

That's me when i go out and forgot to turn off wifi.

We are not the same.

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