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[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 13 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Meanwhile, here I am with a €5 a month,100GB plan, of which I manage to use hardly less than 10% every month.

[–] creation7758@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Seed some torrents for the rest of us

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

I intend to, the moment I get my new system uo and running.

[–] Overshoot2648@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

unlimited for $25 here and it's pretty nice.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 days ago

I can get unlimited for €15, I think. But I really don't need it.

[–] yonder@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Where I live, you can spend triple that amount for just SMS and Calling.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 days ago

What app are you using?

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 18 points 6 days ago

Laughs in unlimited

[–] Themadbeagle@lemm.ee 9 points 6 days ago

This post literally reminded me I had my WiFi turned off and that I needed to turn it back on, thank you stranger.

[–] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (6 children)

Are people not aware that 5G unlimited plans are cheap and plentiful now?

Find a MVNO that works for you and enjoy all the data.

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 9 points 6 days ago

Not here in Canada. The telecoms have a huge monopoly that they abuse to jack prices up to ridiculous amounts. 5G + Unlimited is well over 100 CAD where I am.

[–] guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

You're joking right?

Those are Vidéotron's prices

And Bell is barely any better.

Canadian telecoms fucking suck.

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

We are. This meme is just 10 years old.

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[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Alternatively:

>When you watch porn on your phone, but you notice that you are not connected to Wi-Fi.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

How do people use so much data? I've been on 6 hours and I barely use 10gb

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 days ago (5 children)

6 hours

barely 10GB

what???

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Voyager needed 950 MB the last 30 days.

Edit: we've been wooshed?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 5 days ago

Prepaid, my phone credit only lasts a month, whether I use it or not. So I'm actually always on wifi, or offline

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago

That's me when i go out and forgot to turn off wifi.

We are not the same.

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I would say I can relate, but even my very first smartphone automatically connected to Wifi

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 6 days ago (12 children)

Many people turn WiFi off when leaving the house as they don’t want it randomly trying to connect to other networks.

Then you forget to turn it back on. Although with unlimited data I don’t really care.

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