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[–] Codandchips@lemmy.world 111 points 1 year ago (2 children)

he doesn't regret choice despite wife's ICE arrest

I think this says more about their relationship that it does about voting Trump

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 66 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It is certainly both. I can't imagine a trump supporter having a fully healthy relationship with a female partner

[–] WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can't imagine a Trump supporter who is not mentally ill.

[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 9 points 1 year ago

I have met some that I think are just mentally healthy idiots.

The guy in this article for example.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

It's peak Boomer. Anti-woke and wife bad.

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 101 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hate gays and DEI so much you can take my wife.

[–] Franklin@lemmy.ca 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)

give a man someone to feel superior to and you can take the shirt off his back

[–] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you."

Basically the motto of the south since the founding.

[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 73 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Jesus fucking hell. You really can only partially fault Melon Husk or Trumpeteer for this shit, I mean people seem to actively want to get exploited, hard.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

goes to fetlife and finds "exploit me daddy!" as one of the kinks

.....the fuck?

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 56 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah, and the mother of the girl who died from measles filmed an RFK anti-vaccine commercial where she says the other 4 of her children that got measles survived so it's not that scary.

They are no longer humans. They are programmed machines.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope she knows this.

She could probably do better just amongst the available men in her detention center.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My guess is this is a dude who was convinced that “white American women are too sexual so you should find a tradwife in another country,” and I’m surprised there’s not more stories like this. But at the end of the day all the “I need a tradwife” dudes would rather get on their knees and swallow for trump, so here we are

Edit: turns out they met just through work, which makes this almost more shitty that this dude is so willing to buy into the fascism

[–] JoeTheSane@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

His wife doesn’t deserve this, but he sure as fuck does. I hope she uses this as an opportunity to reconsider at least one choice.

[–] BookSnob@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 year ago

What absolute scrotal cancers.

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

...you might be an asshole.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you have a lisp when typing Jeff's name?

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Of course he doesn't, he's got TDS.

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago
[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Of course he doesn't regret it. These people are inhuman cunts.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Both are MAGA so this is LAMF moment too.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's a Rodney Dangerfield skit in there

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd rather hear the George Carlin version.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago

I wish we still had him

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How does i get my wife arrest too

[–] jrgn@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Off by one. Boomers kids are becoming grandparents now

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Another illegal taken care of, how quickly we moved from gang members and rapists to some Maga guy's sex slave. It was almost like deporting criminals was just an excuse to deport checks notes anyone brown or who disagrees with full on fascism.

[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

She will no longer want him.

[–] amadeus84@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

We call men like this meatheads.