Fibre intake has been steadily decreasing over the past half century and it's so that the government can slow us down. Lack of fibre makes people fluid and mercurial and willing to accept change. It's all part of their plan. You can't run as fast if you're leaking from your butt. I bought some fibre supplements online and now I am tough and firm and my gut is ready for anything they throw at me.
Freeze Peach Patriots
welcome to chad mctruths truth community
where free speech still exists and critical thinking is encouraged
website for patriots only libs do not click
community rules
- rule 1 - dont be a troll or well cry no exceptions
- rule 2 - no self promotion unless its relevant to the conversation like if chads stomach hurts and youre mr bismol
- rule 3 - no downvoting
- rule 5 - no reporting us to the admins
patriot pro tip
- if you do things like say freeze peach instead of free speech you can use that as a safety net for when people get mad at you so you can point to it and pretend your ideas were a joke all along and say it was satire even though it wasnt
some acronyms you might see
- iabt - i agree big time: you said something right
- idbt - i disagree big time: you said something wrong
- hbihtaydrtr - hey buddy i have to assume you didnt read the rules: you need to read the rules
- comprehensive list
what to expect
- unfiltered and unapologetic posts from real american patriots
- potentially endless bickering
- a community that values critical thinking and chads personal individuality
- hard truths and uncomfortable conversations because we dont coddle people here unless they need it just ask
so if youre ready to join the conversation and speak your mind without fear of reprisal then youre in the right place except this is still .world so you gotta follow their tos okay
other stuff
topsyturvy tuesdays - ttt
- in case youre craving another layer of irony tuesdays are optionally opposite day where we ironically post lefty memes and you should probably indicate youre doing a topsyturvy post in the title
- rule 4 - posts or comments that are anti-religious will be pinned okay "ironic” prejudice is funny
banned users:
similar communities kind of maybe if they were mashed together:
- !conservative@lemmy.world
- !unpopularopinion@lemmy.world
- !the_pack@lemmy.world
- !govccc@hilariouschaos.com
- !insanepeoplefacebook@lemmy.world
- !patriotsforprogress@lemmy.ca
be a chad speak the truth
were only getting paid $11.50/hr to moderate this community so dont expect much from us
You can’t run as fast if you’re leaking from your butt.
Fact.
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please apologize to me i cant poop
No, you apologize to me. I can't find my favorite snacks, and all evidence points to it being your fault.
Who are you?
you told me "YDI" and that dramatized me
You should get out more.
Gotta say, I'm a fan of your pithy replies.
My mom always said I was sharp as a hammer.