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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 116 points 2 years ago (7 children)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallout:_Equestria

Even the wiki is semi-cursed

[–] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 45 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It is split into five volumes, totaling 620,000 words across more than 2,000 pages.

surprised pikachu face

[–] EfficientEffigy@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago

My brother in Christ, thank you for this. Hilarious!

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 21 points 2 years ago (6 children)

how does a pony fire an AK-47?

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Battle saddles - basically a saddle with mouth trigger to which you mount whatever weapon you need and auto reload on kick. Or telekinesis, if unicorn.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I haven't read it, since it's MLP, and also since it's apparently 2000 pages, so I can't tell you. But I do want to know

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

In "Fallout: Equestria," ponies fire guns and perform other actions using:

Magic and Telekinesis: Unicorns use magic to manipulate objects.

Adaptive Technology: Specialized tools and mechanisms for hooves.

Collaboration: Teamwork leveraging unique strengths.

Creative Problem-Solving: Innovative use of tools and environment.

These adaptations showcase the ponies' resilience in a post-apocalyptic world.

Huh. Dunno if any of that is true, shan't verify

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Or, in Tamers12345’s universe (objectively the best one) you can just DO it… with varying degrees of success.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

Sometimes in fantasy or scifi it's fine to say "that's just how it is, don't worry about it" hah

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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

AK, in Fallout world? Pffft

[–] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The "chinese assault rifle" from Fallout 3 looks pretty much like an AK to me.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

It pretty much is tbh

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

You might be overthinking it.

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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Honestly, Wikipedia, who the fuck still uses a subdomain for mobile?

[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I see you've never done serious web development.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ok time to close IE6 and get you to bed grandpa

[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Stop stealing my heart pills.

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[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 years ago

Honestly, please do. Don't try to deduce it from UA or worse yet, aspect ratio. The results are predictable this way. Or maybe have 3 subdomains, m.example.org for mobile, d.example.org for desktop, example.org for auto.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Holy equestrian atrocity. I thought only AI...

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[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 73 points 2 years ago (4 children)

There were at least 4 books from what I remember. They made physical hardback copies so you could enjoy an MLP fanfic for the low low cost of $120!

https://www.ministryofimage.net/product-page/fallout-equestria

[–] ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I was shocked at first but then i was like "yeah, sounds right" and then i looked up the word count of this collection of stories and...620,000 words across over 2000 pages.

War and Peace only has 587,000.

amazed. I'm amazed. Thanks for showing me this.

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[–] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What in the cursed hell is this

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

Fallout with no brakes and ponies.

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[–] remon@ani.social 4 points 2 years ago

If this was in stock right now I'd be down $120.

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[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 57 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Have you heard of Sonic? What about Pikachu? Now, what happens when we combine them together to make... Sonichu!

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Whoa, that’s amazing! I’m gonna show my elderly mother!

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The medallion is also cursed.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

We all are.

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[–] ton618@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Piknic

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

piknic is way better than sonichu

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

Woah woah woah, sonichu is a totally Original Character (do not steal), that has nothing to do with either of those!

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 years ago

Now, what happens when we combine them together to make… Sonichu!

...you get serially harassed by online weirdos, likely become the single most documented human in all of history because of said weirdos, come out as trans and eventually get charged for incest with your mother?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Whatever happened to that guy? Last I heard they let him out of prison.

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Don't know the answer, but I think she uses "she/her" pronouns now.

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[–] MrQuallzin@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I've got the giant bible version of it. Thin paper, gold edges.

[–] Djinn_Indigo@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago

One time a colleague and I found that book just chilling under an unused desk at work. We had never heard of it, so we were pretty confused. 😆 Still kinda am, honestly.

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[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

Fallout: Equestria is a rabbit hole in the rabbit hole of the MLP fandom

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Say what...

[–] Cassa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

Still better than AI "art" 🤷

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[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 years ago

God I remember reading about the adventures of Security for years after I stopped watching MLP. Fallout: Equestria was a wild place with two mammoth works written in the space.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Still a better story than fallout 4

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

OP's gay and a furry. Lol.

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[–] Chip_Rat@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Reply All, keeping me up to date on pop culture.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 2 years ago

Hang on there Anon, I'm thirsty so I'm gonna get a cup of bleach before you start.

[–] pega_sus@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Project Horizons, a spin off, has 1,780,334 words.

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