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[–] Panamalt@sh.itjust.works 52 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Friendly reminder that guillotines aren't particularly difficult to make.

[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 38 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The tricky part is getting the bad people in there. Time to start practicing my shibari.

[–] match@pawb.social 17 points 2 weeks ago

Do you need help practicing uwu

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

You don't even need to make a guillotine. People made do with axes for hundreds of years. Or nooses.

[–] Panamalt@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What's a guillotine if not an axe put on rails and dropped from the heavens

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

An axe is really just a mobile guillotine if you think about it.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Especially if you’re a tree.

I’m gonna call my axe a treeotine from now on btw.

[–] limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

There is power in symbolism ; I think if it became fashionable to have jewelry and logos featuring these, it would help. It would remind people, on all sides.

Our sides need boosts to morale, which is probably just as important as organization. Such fashion trends using this and other things might have an outsized impact. No need to actually use the real thing. Although I think it would be helpful too, but only within the law

[–] Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win 2 points 2 weeks ago

Don't forget rusty spoons

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Someone made this if it makes you feel better.

Musk's sieg heil lining up with the downwards trend of the tesla stock

[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago

Just saw that JP Morgan lowered the price target for Tesla to 120$ 😂😂

[–] zout@fedia.io 5 points 2 weeks ago

I saw one on reddit this morning which was even better! (it was since deleted by the mods there)

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Plenty of evil women to join in that second part.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago

“Evil creatures,” so no gender or species gets singled out.

C’mon, guys, it’s the 90s.

Idk lol, most dictators were men

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 19 points 2 weeks ago

That’s a permanent ban from Reddit

[–] showmeyourkizinti@startrek.website 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

“Be the change that you wish to see in the world” - Mahatma Gandhi*.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 9 points 2 weeks ago

“Be the light that you wish to see in the world”, inscribed on a Molotov cocktail

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

-Mark Twain
-Michael Scott

[–] nocklobster@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

"While There may be power in forgiveness, there is even more power in lobbing a Molotov cocktail through someone's dining room window." Jim Norton

You were supposed to take mushrooms before you touched the grass

[–] mazot@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

Grass is bougie and artificial anyway. Go touch a veggie garden and grow some foods u-u

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Eventually someone is going to hit "fuck it" and be in the right place at the right time. Then we get to hear about him in the news.

Advice: Scrub those posts on the furry porn sharing sites, you never know who or what tomorrow will bring.